TTT
Umami.
If I were her attorney, I could get a not-guilty verdict using the First Amendment. She was exercising her freedom of expression.
It goes “if drinking don’t kill me, her mammaries will”.
They're just tired of breasts being milked for all its worth.
She’s really milking it for all it’s worth.
Me: "I need to call your insurance about breast pumps... see what they cover."
Husband: "Probably the boob."
Cleavesdropping.
Shoutout to my wife for dropping this one on me.
Edit: About 6 people have responded with "peek a boob" already. I applaud the effort, but to me that would be better nickname for nip slips.
My friend opened the fridge and a bag of pumped breastmilk fell out.
"Oh, sorry!" I said. "The fridge is boobie-trapped!"
So my wife just got her breast pump all set up. She's got the double suckers rolling, tits out, milk flowing like a minor tributary. And I ASK "ARE YOU PUMPED?!" fucking genius.... She stared silently for like 10 seconds. Then told me to post here.
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