Breast Pump Puns

A list of puns related to "Breast Pump"

What do breast pumps and I statements have in common?

They help you express yourself.

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👤︎ u/Grandviewsurfer
📅︎ Jan 11 2021
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My wife just got her breast pump going...

So my wife just got her breast pump all set up. She's got the double suckers rolling, tits out, milk flowing like a minor tributary. And I ASK "ARE YOU PUMPED?!" fucking genius.... She stared silently for like 10 seconds. Then told me to post here.

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👤︎ u/JeremySTL
📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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My wife loves complaining about how long she spends breast-pumping for our new son.

She’s really milking it for all it’s worth.

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👤︎ u/KingAdamXVII
📅︎ Dec 02 2018
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After my breastfeeding class, my husband spouted off this gem.

Me: "I need to call your insurance about breast pumps... see what they cover."

Husband: "Probably the boob."

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👤︎ u/mnshaw
📅︎ Sep 09 2017
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Double D's

On a road-trip to Ohio, wife needs to use the new electric breast pump to feed our 3 week old.
W-What batteries does this thing take?
Me- Double D's.
W- Get out. I'm driving.

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👤︎ u/sh4yde
📅︎ May 30 2014
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