I was down on the allotment yesterday, tending my brassicas, doing a bit of weeding, that kind of thing. A bloke comes up to me and says "What are you doing?" I said, "I'm just tending my brassicas, doing a bit of weeding, that kind of thing." He says, "I've told you before, this isn't your allotment."
Thinking about it, he's right. And it's the third time he's told me.
I think I'm losing the plot.