Do black and white count as colors?
I have very fond memories of my dad arriving home, wearing his white t-shirt, black leather jacket, giving me the thumbs up, and saying 'Ayyyy'...
My friend Patrick is black,white,and Asian at the same time.
Biracial people prove that not everything is black and white.
What's black and white and ruled in Rome?
It doesn't matter if you're black or white, or gay or straight
At the end of the day, it's night.
What's the difference between a white penguin and a black penguin?
A white penguin is coming towards you, while a black penguin is walking away from you.
What is black, white and red all over?
What’s black and white and red all over?
My hair used to be black, and now every day more white hairs keeps moving in. This makes me angry, and it makes me sad.
My hair is getting gentrified, and soon, I won't be able to afford it.
My wife has been online this week, buying lots of black and white fabric.
I do hope she doesn’t make a habit of it
What's black and white and goes round and round ?
A penguin in a revolving door
Was Jack Black? Was Barry white? Was George Strait? Was Marvin Gay?
Sure makes Stevie Wonder.
Why did the chicken paint himself black and white?
He felt like he needed some camoouflage
Contrary to common belief, racism is not a black and white issue
What's black and white and red all over?
It doesn't matter if you're black, white, old, young, tall, short or even if you're from another country. It's what's INSIDE that counts!
If crows make black babies & doves make white babies, what makes no babies?
The only two white actors in the Black Panther movie...
...are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
They’re the Tolkien white guys.
*Sent to my by a co-worker
What do you call a group of confused black and white bears?
What do you call a girl having one black and one white boob?
I was in a KFC in Prague, standing in line waiting to order my lunch when I noticed the beautiful girl wearing a black and white tiled apron who was giving the man in front of me a bucket of Buffalo wings..and then it dawned on me.
I was checking out a chequered Czech check-out chick who was checking out some chicken at the checkout.
What's black and white and eats like a horse?
If we discovered life on Mars and their skin would happen to be white with black spots we should call them Dalmartians
What do you call a black and white striped brassiere?
What's black and white and spins around?
A penguin in a washing machine.
My 4 year old came up with that one.
Grey/gray has two spellings to tech us that things aren't just black and white.
Even the spelling is a graey area...
*Removed from showerthoughts for being too much of a dad joke, so here we are.
What’s black and white on the inside, but red all over.
There are black problems and white problems that are making greyter problems.
What’s black and white and black and white and black and white and green?
Three skunks fighting over a pickle.
my grandpa tells this one all the time.
What is black and white, black and white. Black and white?
A nun rolling down a hill.
What goes black white black white black white black white black white thump???
A nun falling down the stairs.
What's black and white and laughs???
The nun that pushed her.
What goes black white, black white, back white? A penguin rolling down a hill. What goes black white, haha, black white, haha?
The penguin that pushed him.
What is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
A penguin, rolling down a hill
What's black and white and read all over?
What's red, white and black?
What's Black white and red all over ?
What’s black and white and red all over?
What goes black white black white black white black white?
A zebra crossing a zebra crossing.
What’s white and black and red all over?
What is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
A penguin, rolling down a hill
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