What's black and white and ruled in Rome?
Biracial people prove that not everything is black and white.
What's the difference between a white penguin and a black penguin?
A white penguin is coming towards you, while a black penguin is walking away from you.
“You need a baby gate? Alright, I got one white one and two blacks, which do you want?”
“Dad, you can’t say ‘blacks’ someone might take offense!”
“...It’s not a fence, it’s a gate.”
Not his best thanksgiving day dad joke, but definitely not expected in the moment 😂
What is black, white and red all over?
My hair used to be black, and now every day more white hairs keeps moving in. This makes me angry, and it makes me sad.
My hair is getting gentrified, and soon, I won't be able to afford it.
What’s black and white and red all over?
What's black and white and goes round and round ?
A penguin in a revolving door
My wife has been online this week, buying lots of black and white fabric.
I do hope she doesn’t make a habit of it
Why did the chicken paint himself black and white?
He felt like he needed some camoouflage
Contrary to common belief, racism is not a black and white issue
What's black and white and red all over?
What do you call a girl having one black and one white boob?
What do you call a group of confused black and white bears?
What's black and white and eats like a horse?
I was in a KFC in Prague, standing in line waiting to order my lunch when I noticed the beautiful girl wearing a black and white tiled apron who was giving the man in front of me a bucket of Buffalo wings..and then it dawned on me.
I was checking out a chequered Czech check-out chick who was checking out some chicken at the checkout.
What do you call a black and white striped brassiere?
If we discovered life on Mars and their skin would happen to be white with black spots we should call them Dalmartians
Grey/gray has two spellings to tech us that things aren't just black and white.
Even the spelling is a graey area...
*Removed from showerthoughts for being too much of a dad joke, so here we are.
What’s black and white on the inside, but red all over.
There are black problems and white problems that are making greyter problems.
What's black and white and spins around?
A penguin in a washing machine.
My 4 year old came up with that one.
What’s black and white and black and white and black and white and green?
Three skunks fighting over a pickle.
my grandpa tells this one all the time.
Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes
Because they weren't able to tell if the traffic light was green or red
What’s the difference between a black person, white person, and a Mexican?
Nothing, except the hue man.
Yesterday I walked down the street and punched a white guy, so I got changed with assault. Today I walked down the street and punched a black guy...
...I got charged with apepper
What would happen if someone did a song about black and white music.
What's black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra.
A horse walks into a bar.
"Hey" says the barman.
"Yes please" says the horse.
Why can't black and white photos sing very well?
Because they only have 2 tones.
What’s black and white and bobs up and down?
A nun in a cucumber field
What is black and white, black and white. Black and white?
A nun rolling down a hill.
What is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
A penguin, rolling down a hill
What's black and white and read all over?
What's red, white and black?
What’s black and white and red all over?
What's Black white and red all over ?
What’s white and black and red all over?
What is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
A penguin, rolling down a hill
What do you call a black and white bra?
What's black, and white, and red all over?
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