I tried googling tips to stop procrastinating but I ended up reading about photography
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Yeah, and only a fraction of you will find this funny.
You picked a fine time to leave me...
y=mx+b jokes are fine, but..
At some point, we'll have to draw the line
Why did the student throw a 64 pack of Crayola crayons at his art teacher after he was done with his test?
He wanted to pass with flying colors.
I thought of that myself.
I got a $1000 fine for taking a picture of myself.
It was an expensive self fee.
I crossed the border into Mexico without much hassle. Crossing it a second time was fine too, but on the third time a guard stopped me and said “Sorry
I recently wrote a paper about erotic photography of plants
I do punny art 😉 Hope you guys like them.
One day, my friend started falling randomly. But when he took his footwear off, he was fine!
Turns out he was wearing slippers.
Two brokers met on the sidewalk. "How's it going?" Said the one. "I'm fine," replied the other. "Well, gotta run," said the one. "Okay," said the other, "I'll see ya later." "All right. Bye."
I see so much beautiful art here on Reddit so I wanted to join in.
What do you call the fine line between a statement and a joke?
Even though the art thief and the photographer were friends,
Neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
I took an arts class specializing on cactus photography. It was a thorny subject.
What's a trump supporter's favorite martial art?
My wife started making art by putting paint on her wheels and driving them all over the canvas.
not to brag, but they all look like van Gogh's
What does fan art smell like?
Two artists had an art contest.
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Sadly, only a fraction of people will get this joke
I was excited to get a large can of fine meat from Amazon.
But it turned out to be spam.
My son grows a lot of fur and manufactures products of art or craft on nights when the moon is full...
Did you hear about the band that got cancelled by PETA for their album art featuring trees made of flesh?
They caught a lot of meatwood flack
Old man Art was planting flowers in his front yard. The homeowners’ association fined him $100.
Yard Art is strictly prohibited.
Why was the dog fined after she had puppies?
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
My monkey friend says that he can use martial arts to fight off disease. I think he's tricking me and he says
I'm fine with alcohol and weed, but cocaine is where I draw the line !
*calls mum * son : I'm in hospital but don't worry everything is fine
Mum : you're the daym doctor and this wasn't funny the first time
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Only a fraction of you will understand that
Edit: I see this joke has been quite divisive! Thank you to everyone who made this joke a thousand times better in the comments, you're all amazing, and thank you for the awards!
No need for gold. I'm fine with silver(ware).
A minute ago my calculator was fine and now, mysteriously, it's not working.
Something just doesn't add up.
I’m planning a paint themed party for my friend, any paint/art themed puns I can use for the invitations?
There’s a fine line between a secret
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
Art by Cyanide & Happiness
Why did the art thief’s van run out of gas as he drove away from the museum?
Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh
Did you hear Ben and Jerry's are gonna stop making ice cream and start their own branch of martial arts?
A duck wants into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist: “I’d like some chapstick”
The pharmacist says “but you’re a duck, how are you going to pay for that?”
The duck says “it’s fine, just put it on my bill”
2020 hasn't been all bad. I've been doing fine off my OCD meds now for about..
..6 months, 15 days, 9 hours, and coming up to 12 minutes..now
A german tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my dog. After he climbed out, he said, “here is ze dog, dry him off and keep him warm, he vill be fine. I asked him, “are you a vet?”
He said, “vet? I’m fucking soaking”
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