What's black and white and red all over?
Two nuns in a knife fight.
Yesterday my wife and I were leaving a parking spot. There was a black and white car ahead of us.
Wife: It's a cow car!
Me: It's a moooo-tor vehicle!
Wife: polite chuckle
Me: It's udderly fun to drive!
Wife: ...
Me: It has a cattle-lytic converter.
Wife: You can stop any time.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her colour in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
What's black, white and funny?
What's black and white and green in the middle?
Two zebras fighting over a pickle
whats black and white and eats like a horse?
What did the black dad and white mom name their little boy?
Breaking news from Wuhan: Widespread attacks on locals by large black-and-white bears.
Authorities fear a pandamic.
I made a quilt with a black and white paisley backside, and a red binding for the perimeter.
It's black and white and red all over.
What do you call a Catholic that is both black and white?
Should Hollywood do a remake of “Mr. Ed”, the classic black and white sitcom from the ‘60s about a talking Pony?
Of horse they should! Why wouldn’t nay?
I treat red, brown, black, and white rice all equally.
I am an equal rice opportunist.
What’s black, white and red all over
What's black and white and makes a loud noise in bed?
Its in black and white...
What's black and white, goes bump, bump, bump, bump and is red all over?
A nun falling down the stairs.
Jack Black and Jack White should form a band
They can call it Jack Grey
What do black and white bears wear?
Do black and white count as colors?
Some people see the world in black and white.
Until they take off damask.
Biracial people prove that not everything is black and white.
Did you hear about the black and white bear that was ill?
I watched one of those really good black and white movies the other day
Interracial porn is great
My wife has been online this week, buying lots of black and white fabric.
I do hope she doesn’t make a habit of it
What's the difference between a white penguin and a black penguin?
A white penguin is coming towards you, while a black penguin is walking away from you.
My friend Patrick is black,white,and Asian at the same time.
Contrary to common belief, racism is not a black and white issue
What's black and white and goes round and round ?
A penguin in a revolving door
What's black and white and ruled in Rome?
Why did the chicken paint himself black and white?
He felt like he needed some camoouflage
What do you call a group of confused black and white bears?
What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and blue and black and blue and black and blue and black and blue?
A Nun falling downstairs.
What's black and white and red all over?
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos.
Sometimes she just really needs a shoulder to crayon
What's black and white and red all over
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
What’s black and white and eats like a horse?
What’s black and white and eats like a horse?
What is black, white and red all over?
What is black and white, black and white. Black and white?
A nun rolling down a hill.
What’s black and white and red all over?
What's black and white and red all over?
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