There are only two white people in the movie Black Panther
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
What you call a person with no Body and Nose ?
My 5 year old son has started asking awkward questions about the human body.
I suppose the freezer wasn't the best place to hide it....
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
What’s the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas?
Black eyed peas can sing us a song and chickpeas can only hummus one.
Your pupils are the last part of your body that stops working when you die.
They dilate.
I'm not a dad, this is not my joke.
Whenever my artistic girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body....
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
Doctor: Your body ran out of Magnesium
I saw an add for Tinkle radiator service.
The #1 place to take a leak.
It is in Des Moines look it up!
body positivity is the only movement
Cars 1 “radiator springs” car pun
How the heck did it take me 13 years (watched it in 2008) for me to get that (probably a double) car pun. “Radiator springs”, cuz Car radiators. Correct me if I’m wrong.
What do you call a plant that’s been mutated by nuclear radiation?
Did you hear about the person who lost the entire left side of their body?
My doctor told me my body had run out of magnesium
A couple gets exposed to radiation at Chernobyl, call that a toxic relationship
A photon walks into a hotel. The porter asks it if it has any luggage.
It replies: 'nope, I' m travelling light'
Trying to paint a picture of a black hole but it keeps taking my brushes.
Poor guy just left the hospital after having half his body amputated
It cost him an arm and a leg
It took my friend a lot of balls to appear in the Reality TV show “Embarrassing Bodies”.
Radiation causing tiny ripples in water
What is your most trendy body part?
What did the kidney say to the bladder when he joined the Body Club?
My wife arrived for an appointment and texted me "There's no body here!"
"Well I hope you would call the cops if there were"
Hidden bodies
A new strain of head lice has appeared that is resistant to conventional treatments. This has left scientists scratching their heads.
At what point does it stop being grave robbing and start being archaeology?
I told my partner that I'm getting her name tattooed onto my body.
"Where exactly?" she asked.
I said, "Probably at the tattoo shop down the road."
I failed my biology test. I mislabeled every body part but one.
At least my heart was in the right place.
It was my goal to bury the body during a break in the middle of the show.
Man, decomposing bodies is tough right?
How would you call a dick growing on the other side of the body?
My daughter is taking body positivity too far,
just this morning, she texted me saying happy fat hers day. She didn't even wish me a happy dad's day.
How many dead bodies are buried in the average American cemetery?
Did you hear about the guy who had the left side of his body cut off?
What do the Black Eyed Peas sing when they make honey?
Why does the pig that dresses in black never get bullied?
Because Batman always protects goth-ham
What’s black and white and eats like a horse?
Where does a zombie get a spare body part
What do you call a man without a body and no nose?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
what do you call a person with no body and no nose?
What part of your body, dies last?
Your pupils, as they dielate
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Did you know that your pupils are the last parts to stop working after you die?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils....they dilate.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Doctor: Sorry sir but your body has ran out of Magnesium
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
What do you call a man with no nose and no body?
Which part of your body is the last thing to die?
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