I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards
I'm sure that must have been a record
I drew a picture of a black hole. It sucked.
Moscow is the capital of black holes...
...because everything is Rushin' to them.
I think Black Holes are the most successful kleptomaniacs around...
Nothing they grab is ever returned.
No matter what kind of pasta you throw in a black hole
It all gets spaghettified.
People who aren't impressed by pictures of a Black Hole clearly don't understand the gravity of the situation.
The first photograph of a black hole was released
Black holes are the biggest mass murderers
I put a miniature black hole in my house
It really brings the family together
a star walks into a black hole and doesn't seemed phazed. the black hole turns to the star and says...
...i don't think you understand the gravity of the situation...
I asked my wife why she likes reading books about black holes.
She said “because they are timeless”.
Why don't black holes have friends?
Because they a void everyone
So people have started to make hentai of the black hole picture
Some people are probably weirded out by this, but I find it quite attractive.
Are you as clueless about black holes as I am?
Don’t read too much into it. Nothing good will come out of it.
Do you know why black holes are so stupid?
Many people are amazed by the black hole
Others still don't understand the gravity of the situation.
What is a planet and a black hole at the same time
Rumor has it Uranus has a black hole in the center of it.
Have you heard they found a black hole in our solar system?
It's located inside Uranus.
What did one black hole say to the other black hole when it asked a silly question?
Why don’t black holes eat stars?
They finally unveiled the first picture of a black hole the other day.
The story really sucks you in and helps you understand the gravity of the situation.
What is a black holes favorite song
All of these posts about the black hole just keeps sucking me in!
The black hole said they didn’t want their picture taken
They just wanted some space
I just heard that Black Holes have mass
...didn't even know they was Catholic...
I see people posting about Sagittarius A* black hole, but I never manage to find the footnotes.
That image of a black hole seemed dark.
Maybe they should have used a flash.
Did you miss the big black hole picture event yesterday?
Don't worry, there is another one on the horizon
Why did the chicken stay away from the black hole?
All the Hawking radiation.
Scientists discovered a new black hole
Thing is, it was a huge let down.
They watched it for hours and it was oh so boring. It just sucked.
Why isn't it a big deal to get sucked into a black hole?
Because in there nothing is the matter
I was arguing with a black hole.
Too dense to listen though.
Two astronauts stray too close to a black hole
Two astronauts stray too close to a black hole and start getting sucked in. The first one jumps to the controls and tries to save them. The other one gets his phone out and starts playing a game.
The first one looks over and is infuriated that he might die cos his colleague isn't helping so shouts
"Come and help, don't you understand the gravity of the situation?"
Why are black holes never obese?
They only have light meals
Did you hear? I had a black hole put in my living room...
It really pulls the room together.
We had just got done watching a special about space and wormholes so I asked my dad, "What do you know about black holes?"...
To which he replied, "They're still pink on the inside."
What do you call a black hole after it swallows a baby?
I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards.
I'm sure that must have been a record.
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