47 Hilarious Bes Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

He knew he'd be pun-ished for his choice. http://explosm.net/comics/3853/

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👤︎ u/LtDansBedPan

📅︎ Aug 25 2019

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Studies can be pun as well

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👤︎ u/Hamees007

📅︎ Mar 22 2019

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I'll Be Pun i.chzbgr.com/full/9241672…

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👤︎ u/2ndMouseGetsCheese

📅︎ Nov 28 2018

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Do dad jokes have to be puns? This is what I made for mother's day. One for my wife and one for my mom

https://imgur.com/a/kFtji

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👤︎ u/I_am_spoons

📅︎ May 15 2017

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If there's such a thing as dadjoke photography, I think my dad would be champion.

They might not be puns, but I still feel like he fits right in.

I don't see him much, but the pictures he shares keep me rolling my eyes and stifling a smile pretty regularly.

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👤︎ u/SexualCannibalism

📅︎ Jul 31 2016

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She seems to be having a field day out there.

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👤︎ u/fedamasavasol

📅︎ May 17 2021

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If my son ever came out to be trans then I wouldn’t have a son anymore

I would have a daughter

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👤︎ u/Captbeauner

📅︎ May 07 2021

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There will be point in the future when Canada will take over the world.

And then you will all be sorry.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ May 01 2021

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It takes guts to be an organ donor

For real tho. Donate your organs. It saved my dads life 😁

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👤︎ u/katyparody

📅︎ May 15 2021

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Too dangerous to be left alive

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👤︎ u/Anukrit_Subedi

📅︎ Apr 17 2021

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Just started my new job as a security guard. The supervisor told me my job would be to watch the office at night.

I’m on season eight. Still not sure what this has to do with security.

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👤︎ u/FoldaHolda

📅︎ Apr 11 2021

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It can also be called mobile crisis units

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👤︎ u/cttonbrze

📅︎ May 20 2021

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What would be bananas without 'b'?

Pineapple (ananas)

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👤︎ u/velkyptak

📅︎ May 26 2021

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It would be shocking if this isn't a repost but I could not resist

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👤︎ u/ToastyZ71

📅︎ Mar 08 2021

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Gotta be safe!

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👤︎ u/Aimaan-Zakaria

📅︎ May 18 2021

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Hades decided if he was going bald, there would be hell toupee.

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👤︎ u/ForestValkyrie

📅︎ May 21 2021

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Your nose will never be 12 inches long

Because then it would be a foot.

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👤︎ u/extremely_4getful

📅︎ Apr 29 2021

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I’d be lying if I said I got a hair cut

I got them all cut

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👤︎ u/twasafunny

📅︎ May 26 2021

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saw a girl with a tattoo of a tree on her breast, seems like it would be painful...

wooden tit?

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👤︎ u/aaaaasowenyaaa

📅︎ May 08 2021

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May the 5th be with you...wait, Uhm.

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👤︎ u/Plush_Banebarker

📅︎ May 05 2021

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My girlfriend thought I'd be lonely after she broke up with me,

Little did she know that I immediately bought stocks just to have some company.

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👤︎ u/hridaygandhi

📅︎ May 20 2021

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It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?

Inflation

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👤︎ u/snidawgg

📅︎ Feb 17 2021

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That would be a shame

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👤︎ u/TheRealNightTerror

📅︎ Apr 28 2021

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I want you to be "Br" but without the bro.

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👤︎ u/whoshlok

📅︎ May 21 2021

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Eye drops should be called blinker fluid

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👤︎ u/bobrtm

📅︎ May 25 2021

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My wife keeps telling me to stop pretending to be butter.

But I'm on a roll now.

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👤︎ u/LopsidedTeaching8583

📅︎ Apr 17 2021

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While watching Harry Potter once, I said to my Dad “I wonder what the Hogwarts version of a dirty magazine would be” as Harry was rooting through his chest of things.

Without skipping a beat he said “Whorelocks.”

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👤︎ u/NoinePiecesOfVinyl

📅︎ May 20 2021

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I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.

It really came out of the purple.

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👤︎ u/mrbadassmotherfucker

📅︎ Feb 02 2021

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My dad always told me that I could be any person I want. But the FBI disagreed with this.

Apparently identity theft is a crime.

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👤︎ u/ikissedtaylorswift

📅︎ May 07 2021

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I’ll be honest, I don’t trust the stairs in my house.

They’re up to something...

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👤︎ u/Eternal_Punshine

📅︎ May 19 2021

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Tesla just announced they’ll be including a bottle of their new cologne now with every car sold

It’s called Elon’s Musk

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👤︎ u/JonSolo1

📅︎ Apr 21 2021

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How can a room full of married people be empty?

Because there's not a single person there

Ps. I wasn't invited either

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👤︎ u/Complete_Inflation_2

📅︎ May 26 2021

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Why can't some Christians be vegan?

They can't seem to stomach seitan.

Might be an old one that someone else's said but it made me chuckle.

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👤︎ u/CorgiBacklash

📅︎ May 24 2021

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Be careful what you ask for

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👤︎ u/ToastyZ71

📅︎ Apr 07 2021

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Would a movie about the invention of the Tampon be a... period piece?

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👤︎ u/Aistan83

📅︎ May 22 2021

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A genie appeared and granted me one wish: I said I wanted to be happy.

Now I live in a cottage with 6 other dwarfs and I work in a mine.

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👤︎ u/Degtyrev

📅︎ May 14 2021

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Sure elevators can be uplifting

But sometimes they just get me down 😔

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👤︎ u/DapperDavidYT

📅︎ Apr 29 2021

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What do you call a pancake that just can’t be beat?

In-blintz-able.

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👤︎ u/Jester57

📅︎ May 25 2021

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I used to be addicted to soap.

I’m clean now.

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👤︎ u/mdpfive

📅︎ May 26 2021

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I did not expect this to be the replacement IronMan

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👤︎ u/ToastyZ71

📅︎ May 10 2021

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Had a yen to be creative this weekend...

so I crafted a large numeral in the back garden. I chopped, sawed, planed, sanded, and painted that number till it looked amazing. My neighbour looked over the fence and enviously stated “Nice one!”

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👤︎ u/jnolife

📅︎ May 22 2021

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50 cent is boutta be a dollar