Best Christmas Puns

A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!

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Because it's the most punderful time of the year!

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Cousin: I really want a dog this year.

Wife: What kind do you want?

Cousin: I’m really wanting a poodle.

My Dad: Just wait until it rains. There will be plenty of “poudles” around.

Everyone else : 🙄

A broken drum.

You just can't beat it.

A cardboard box, just what I wanted

"Merry Christmas. I hope you get exactly what you deserve."

I promise, this never fails to raise eyebrows, but ultimately it's a nice Christmas wish :)

Looking for some Celebrity Christmas puns such as "Wreath Witherspoon," "Spruce Willis," "Judy Garland."

Background Info: We are grabbing the presents from around the house that we hid from my sister-in-law's kids, when I pulled off a funny dad joke (to me it was funny)

Sis: Wait, where is the Frozen DVD you bought?

Me(Dad): I put it Elsa-where.

She didn't even laugh, she just stared at me and waited for me to leave.

Looking for some holiday spirit

A broken drum — you can’t beat it!

A broken drum.. you can never beat it

A broken drum... you can’t beat it

A broken drum... you can’t beat it

You just can’t beat it.

A broken drum... you can’t beat it

A broken drum. You just can't beat it.

A broken drum . . . . . Wait for it... . . . . . . . You can't beat it!

A broken drum. You just can't beat it.

It's a gift you just can't beat!

A broken drum. You can't beat it!