Best Cheese Puns

Goat cheese

Shredded, because it’s great-ed

It's the Legend Dairy

Wife - who is Portuguese - "we know you like to eat the pork-n-chuese one" wink

It was totally unexpected. My wife doesn't usually throw puns, play on words, or her culture around like that.

I laughed so hard I had tears.

Swiss, it's the most holy

Camembert.

At the parmers-market.

My 11 year old was less than impressed.

Nothing tops it

but their fawn do.

Mascarpone

In queso emergency.

I'd say it's legend-dairy.

Marscapone...

You feta believe it!

I’d make an argument for Swiss cheese being the best in the whole world, but it would probably be full of holes

Double Gloucester

Provalone

(not really original...just adapted to current times)

I told her that’s gouda, but you can do feta.

I work at a fondue restaurant and people usually love my dadjokes™ Please avoid "fundue"

And I already have the explosion at the cheese factory joke in my book :P where de Brie was everywhere.

I was at lunch with some friends today, and one left her cheese saying it was her least favourite. Another friend said that she didn't believe that a least favourite cheese was a thing - so I replied with:

"It's true - not all cheeses are created equal. I mean look at edam, that's made backwards!"

I think a lot of cheeses are feta than goat, you'd agree as you as you Edam. You don't know what you're SWISSing out on. It'd Brie a shame if you never tried them.

It's leg end dairy.

Mascarpone.

Camembert.