Best Cheese Related Puns

I work at a fondue restaurant and people usually love my dadjokes™ Please avoid "fundue"

And I already have the explosion at the cheese factory joke in my book :P where de Brie was everywhere.

For a Halloween party this year, I'm going as Cheesus Christ, the Gouda Shepherd.

That being said, I need to prepare an absolute onslaught of cheese related puns for maximum eye-rolls.

Give me your worst best, Reddit!