The Trump Presidency didn't end with a bang...

...but with a WI/MI/PA!

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I hate it when people bang on about their phobias.

I have a terrible fear of heights, but you won't find me shouting about it from the rooftops.

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My friend said he wanted to bang his mom and kill his dad.

I told him that was some freudulent thinking.

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My dad told me that when he dies, he wants his ashes to be made into fireworks so he can go out with a bang.

I said, "Ok, boomer."

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What goes clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, BANG, BANG, BANG?

An Amish drive by shooting.

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At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, โ€œWhat happened before The Big Bang?โ€

He said, โ€œSorry. No Time.โ€

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My depressive daughter said she "wants to go out with a bang"

I got her to a hair stylist,but im not approving of this relationship.

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The term "getting the most bang for your buck" can be applied in a gun store and with a hooker
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What goes "clip-clop-clip-clop-bang?"

An Amish drive-by.

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They went out with a bang
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If you don't think The Big Bang Theory is funny, make sure to buy the dvd and watch the extras.

Everyone knows the real jokes are always in the commentary.

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The people who actually show up to the Area 51 raid are really gonna go out with a bang.
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This sub makes me bang my head against a wall
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Do you know why some people bang on the side of the ketchup bottle while others bang on the bottom of the ketchup bottle?

Me: No. Why?

Him: To get the ketchup out.

Told to me by my grandfather-in-law as I was banging on the side of the ketchup bottle.

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I told my boyfriend that I got an expensive haircut, but they left my bangs too long.

He replied, "too much bang for your buck?"

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"The Big Bang Theory" is getting a Facebook-based game!

It's developed by Zynga.

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This is bang out of order

A G N B

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2 fish are swimming and the bang into a wall.

One fish turns to another and says:

Dam!

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What does a fish say when it bangs into a wall?

Oh Dam....

My sisters and I were shook by the amount of thought Papa put into this joke!

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What do you call a group of friends with bangs ?

A gang bang

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My 2 year old is watching Chitty Chitty bang bang for the second day in a row...

The MGM lion is doing his thing at the beginning and she says "oooh that's a scary tiger"

I quickly retorted, "that's a lion you know it!"

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Well this is just bang out of order isn't it?

https://imgur.com/m6v7sUP

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What came before the big bang?

The big foreplay

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"Could I pull off bangs?"

"Yeah, but it would hurt."

Tumblr source: http://cashcutie.tumblr.com/post/80936111716/cashcutie-tearn-aqua-cashcutie-could-i

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Trump is going out, not with a bang, but...

with a WI/MI/PA.

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At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, โ€œWhat exactly happened before The Big Bang?โ€

He said, โ€œSorry. No time.โ€

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At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, โ€œWhat happened before The Big Bang?โ€

He said, โ€œSorry. No time.โ€

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When the physics lecture ended, I asked my professor, โ€œWhat happened before The Big Bang?โ€

He said, โ€œSorry. No time.โ€

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After the lecture was over, I asked my physics professor, โ€œWhat happened before The Big Bang?โ€

He said, โ€œSorry. No time.โ€

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At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, โ€œWhat happened before The Big Bang?โ€

He said, โ€œSorry. No time.โ€

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At the end of the class, I asked my physics professor, โ€œWould you tell me what happened before The Big Bang?โ€

He said, โ€œSorry I canโ€™t. Thereโ€™s no Time.โ€

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This is bang out of order.

Bnag

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What goes clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop?

An Amish Drive-by shooting.

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