Baking stone Puns

Dad Joke 1:

Dad: What you got there Nigel?

Nigel: I have got the pulled pork.

Dad: How hard did they have to pull it?

Dad Joke 2:

Dad: What about you Craig? What have you got?

Craig: Well, I got the baked salmon mate.

Dad: I wonder where it got its supply from?

Dad Joke 3:

Aunt: Have you seen Marie lately? She's lost a stone!

Dad: Well that's a bit irresponsible, she should go looking for it!

I think my dad tries to hard sometimes...