Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
A tree.
Buh-dum-tsss
Why do we say "buh-bye" but not "huh-hi"?
βYes. The hitch was too heavy to bring along.β
You put out a snare!
Electri-city β‘
Abraham Lincoln, because he is "in-a-cent"
Worst way to check your balance. crickets
talking with parents after a gathering
Mum: I feel bad for John, he's so antisocial.
Dad: Yeah, he's like an eternal flame!
Me: Eternal flame? What?
Dad: He never goes out!
Mum and I burst out laughing while dad grins proudly
Buh dum tiss
I like the whey you move
How mean!
A buh
Credit to my 7yo son. Shoutout /r/sonjokes
Dad's turn in the check-in line comes up and walks up to the counter, hands in his armpits, elbows out, bobbing his head forward and back as he walk, which was abrupt yet fluid.
He gets to the counter, "brock! bock bock bock"
The lady at the counter says: "Excuse me?"
"Brock! brock bock bock bock" says my father
Worried she says "Can I help you check in?"
My father stares at her, bobbing his head forward and back. The lady looks confused, worried, looks at the rest of the line with eyes pleading for help.
My father then stands up straight, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was this chicken counter" and proceeds to produce his proper papers
Son replies "Otters"
Dad - "I otter know that by now"
Buh-dum-tiss
Well I think it's bullshit...
My mom is a recovering stroke victim and walked with one of those four-pronged canes. she came inside and realized on of the rubber pad things fell off the cane in the yard. I ran outside to find it. When I came back in, I yelled "I found the rubber!" To which my father replied "Good. We wouldn't want her having unprotected steps!"
Buh-dum chhh!
Two Snare Drums and a Cymbal fall down a well.....
Buh-Dum-Ching
... and he decided to describe his: a black or dark brown garbage bag with pictures of Marshall Mathers attached.
He's a bag of Eminems.
