Some people told their dad that Dora has a visual impairment and that Boots and the viewers were her eyes. Then the father bought them Dora-themed gifts for Christmas.
And then someone commented "They must've thought you were a-Dora-ble.
I was gonna throw an Earth Day party...
...but I forgot to planet.
If there were a „gay agenda“
It should be called The Bi-ble
If spaghetti made a moovie, what would it be called?
Mission im-pasta-ble
Stealing flowers is a terrible crime
It’s de-flora-ble.
Driving to work this morning
My son and I are driving to work this morning. See something squished on the road ahead.
Son: What is that?
Son: A possum?
Me: Possum-bly...
Son: ...
Some German cars are very quiet.
They are barely audi-ble
Rap these days are called Mumble Rap. Kid Cudi's rap is called...
Hum-ble Rap.
What does Snoop Dogg use to clean his laundry?
Ble-otch!
What kind of bees drop things?
Fum-ble bees.
My parents were talking about a possible vacation
The debate was between either California or Florida and when discussing pros and cons of each my dad goes, "Well one of these places is much more a-Florida-ble."
If I ever see a really cute, tiny tomato...
I will tell it that it is pomodoro-ble
Some German cars are very quiet.
They are barely audi-ble
