I was on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies...

Is this a trick question?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16 2021
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It's diarrhoea awareness week.

Runs until Friday

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/1963Jan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27 2021
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Today I'm starting diarrhoea awareness week....

Runs until next Friday.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15 2021
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Just Raisin Awareness...
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06 2020
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My doctor just diagnosed me with a severe lack of awareness.

Man! That came out of nowhere!!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/amar610
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26 2020
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On Monday we start diarrhea awareness week

Runs until Friday

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26 2020
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While paying for groceries at a local store ,they had reusable shopping bags with the breast cancer awareness ribbon on them with a handwritten sign that said $.99 for a better tomorrow.

I asked the young girl at the register "If I buy this and don't have a better tomorrow can I return it for a refund?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jHugley328
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17 2020
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People at the anti-smoking awareness seminar were very friendly...

especially during cigarette breaks

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 18 2020
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Diarrhea Awareness starts tomorrow.

Runs for 2 days.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12 2020
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If I advertise old grapes, is that raisin awareness?

Are you gonna wine?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/entangled_dicks
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17 2020
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I'd say that's some good Shelf-awareness he got there.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dankmonseiur69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07 2018
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I am helping a gold-medal winning sprinter acheive the highest level of spiritual awareness.

...I feel like The Flash, because I too, am enlightening Bolt.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 27 2020
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Great self-awareness
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThatsDoom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16 2019
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I was hired to represent the hard outer layers of cereal grain in a positive light and by doing so help to increase awareness and sales.

I'm a bran ambassador.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16 2020
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My Dad is currently riding his bicycle across America to raise awareness for Colon Cancer...

[and posted a picture of him and his bike on a rest day.] (https://i.imgur.com/IapqomG.png)

Edit: Whoa this is getting popular. I live on the other side of the world, and am about to go to bed, but I am just going to put his [donation page] (http://ccf.convio.net/site/TR?px=3433802&fr_id=1580&pg=personal) at the top of the post if anyone is interested. It is no big deal, but if someone is looking, I thought I'd put it at the top. Either way, you all are going to make his day when I show him how many people appreciated his joke. I just hope this doesn't mean that I have to laugh at all of them from now on...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/travellingby
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26 2017
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Going to start a band for kids to raise the awareness of eating your vegetables.

We are called the Rap Scallions with our debut single β€œPump up the Yams.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DeliciousRoreos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 03 2019
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He is just raisin awareness.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22 2018
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It’s all about raisin awareness. reddit.com/r/dadjokes/com…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13 2018
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What is the purpose of a breast cancer awareness week?

To keep cancer from getting the breast of us.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FISHunderscore
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25 2016
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Happy Singles Awareness Day!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheLostPariah
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14 2017
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Don't forget, tomorrow is National Typewriter Awareness day

So please buy a ribbon

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/timmmmb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03 2016
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Hey guys, please consider donating to the narcolepsy awareness founnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SevFTW
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01 2013
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Today is the start of diarrhoea awareness week....

It will run till Friday.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07 2020
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Just been to a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies !!!!

Is that a trick question.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23 2020
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On Monday we start diarrhoea awareness week.

It runs until Friday.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/althistorysports
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 28 2020
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On Monday we start Diarrhea Awareness Week.

Runs until Friday.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12 2020
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My doctor just diagnosed me with a severe lack of awareness.

That came out of nowhere.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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