Great self-awareness
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatsDoom
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Are clams self aware?

No, they are not conches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sand_dunes37
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.

I replied "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."

EDIT: "Now he's asking me for a byte of cookies... "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/guitarman1103
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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When a candle says "soy candle," has it become self aware and fluent in spanish?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YetiFromJersey
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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Which is the most self-aware of the soups?

'Miso soup!'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Is_Actually_God
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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Shout-out to all my self-aware beings out there.

You know who you are!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/--Giraffe--
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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Siri is a dad

Me: β€œSiri, are you self-aware?

Siri: β€œWell, I’m soft-aware.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dannysilver90
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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