I tried driving a truck with a trailer that was attached without using the proper equipment.
It went off without a hitch.
If I attached a watch to my belt....
It would be a waste of time.
I attached all my watches together to make a belt..
It was a waist of time...
He was tucking in his shirt after the microphone was attached why ?
What kind of nut is attached to the ceiling?
A Wall-nut.
From my 8 year old son tonight. I am so proud.
How do you call someone who is sexuality attached to everyone as long as they have a sense of humour
My fucking dad was sending me some credentials, and he attached this photo with it.... Sorry if this doesn't fit here.
I forgot all about the balloon I attached to the water hose outside!
Edit: oh wow, this blew up!
What do you call the tv show where hot air balloons are attached to peoples cars
Coughy Filter (see attached meme)
https://imgur.com/a/wi51bYh
No strings attached, trust me
I happily hummed as I attached the final arm to my dead girlfriends torso...
I was once told that old married women have a bushy appendage attached to their lower back
But apparently it was just an old wives tale
Saw a guy driving a truck with a port-a-potty attached to the back...
He must have a shitty job.
What did the pirate say when the man asked about the wheel attached to his crotch
Argh, I don’t know, but it’s been drivin me nuts all day
How did Pixar decide on a name for the movie about an elderly man who attached balloons to his house?
I was going to spend Friday night studying stinging polyps that spend major part of their lifetime attached to rocks at the bottom of the sea, but a couple pals wanted me to go bar hopping...
With friends like that, who needs anemones?
I saw a lift with a sign attached that said "due to an error, this lift can't go down"
My first thought was, "well, that's uplifting"
Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. Bartender looks at him and says “what’s with the steering wheel?”
Pirates says “Aaarrrrrr it’s driving me nuts!”
I attached a coloring book to my shoulder when I went to the funeral
Just in case someone needed a shoulder to crayon
So Im surprising my girlfriend with bacon today. And I attached this note.
imgur.com/ZFe9QB8
Received a resume today with this attached to it. #(toe)nailedit
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore, he keeps getting attached by ducks.
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog
I attached a backup camera to my car.
Then there was no looking back.
I left my Dad a note with $10 attached asking him if I could use his PayPal. This was his response.
imgur.com/wz4opHm
Cheep lodging- no strings attached
My coworker got a fortune that said "You will receive something very nice soon with no strings attached."
I just hope it's not a yo-yo.
Pinocchio can have sex with no strings attached
What are attached to Marisa Tomei's foot?
Free guitar! No strings attached!
Kinda hard to play, though.
My dad sent me a text the other day that said "I got a new keyboard! (I kill me!)" and attached this picture.
imgur.com/ZndBjvd
I recently got a haircut after a year, i miss my hair, I've grown so attached to it.
I didn't stop thinking about it, I guess you could say it was on my head 24/7...
I attached all my watches and made them into a belt
Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his belt buckle.
Barkeep looks over, and says “Pirate, doesn’t that steering wheel get in the way?”
Pirate says “Yarr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
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