What is the Tunnel Diggers Association's motto?
Boring is fun!
Have you seen the car crash at the national association for blind people?
Witnesses claim they didn't see it coming
The president of the National Referees Association has been arrested for corruption.
Investigators haven't released the name of the whistle-blower.
"It's a pleasure to be here as the keynote speaker for 'The Purple Fruit Growers Association'" said Tom
with much aplomb.
From the Wikipedia article about the song Cherish by The Association.
I'm a member of the American Medical Association, AMA.
What do you have to do to become a member of the Golf Equipment Repair Association?
Join the club
I lied on my application for membership to the American Amputee Association
When they found out, I was dismembered.
I got voted in as Chairman of the Walkie-Talkie Association today
The vote was 10 - 4
Old man Art was planting flowers in his front yard. The homeowners’ association fined him $100.
Yard Art is strictly prohibited.
Why does the powerwalking association have a hard time electing a president?
Nobody runs
My Canadian friend was reluctant to emcee the Young Men's Christian Association event.
His exact words were, "Why emcee, eh?"
I got into a fight with the Home Owner's Association about my gate. So they took it down.
I guess you could say they took offense.
What would an association run by professional nuns focus on?
Pronunciation.
I finally got a letter back from the Bladder Association
Urine the club
Have you heard about the U.S. Cattleman's Association?
They have a real beef with meat alternatives.
What do you call the directors at the Wrinkle Free Association?
The Ironing Board.
On the nose, but I just made it up. At least I have never heard it before.
