What is the Tunnel Diggers Association's motto?

Boring is fun!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ParsonsTheGreat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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Have you seen the car crash at the national association for blind people?

Witnesses claim they didn't see it coming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5wiipr29
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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The president of the National Referees Association has been arrested for corruption.

Investigators haven't released the name of the whistle-blower.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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"It's a pleasure to be here as the keynote speaker for 'The Purple Fruit Growers Association'" said Tom

with much aplomb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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From the Wikipedia article about the song Cherish by The Association.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/42alj
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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I'm a member of the American Medical Association, AMA.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahotpineapple
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2017
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What do you have to do to become a member of the Golf Equipment Repair Association?

Join the club

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I lied on my application for membership to the American Amputee Association

When they found out, I was dismembered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Happy_Each_Day
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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I got voted in as Chairman of the Walkie-Talkie Association today

The vote was 10 - 4

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Old man Art was planting flowers in his front yard. The homeowners’ association fined him $100.

Yard Art is strictly prohibited.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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What's the association for gay colours called?

RGBT

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustKebab
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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Why does the powerwalking association have a hard time electing a president?

Nobody runs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanski14
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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My Canadian friend was reluctant to emcee the Young Men's Christian Association event.

His exact words were, "Why emcee, eh?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyUrb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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I got into a fight with the Home Owner's Association about my gate. So they took it down.

I guess you could say they took offense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skididlydoo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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What would an association run by professional nuns focus on?

Pronunciation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stitch1294
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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I finally got a letter back from the Bladder Association

Urine the club

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ice-_-Bear
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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Have you heard about the U.S. Cattleman's Association?

They have a real beef with meat alternatives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmm_migas
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2018
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What do you call the directors at the Wrinkle Free Association?

The Ironing Board.

On the nose, but I just made it up. At least I have never heard it before.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ApexDovah
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2016
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