FIFA Games are a lot like Ms Frizzle

Take chances, make mistakes, and get Messi!

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👤︎ u/mpo9
📅︎ Feb 19 2016
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I'm trying to explain Fifa's election issue to my dad and he drops this:

Hmm, seems they'll never learn, looks like they got another Blatter infection.

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📅︎ May 29 2015
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Watching the FIFA World Cup with my dad

Watching a Football/Soccer game with England playing.

The camera pans to a close up of a girl wearing sunglasses with the England flag for lenses.

(England flag: http://imgur.com/mcK3A0v)

Dad: "She's a bit cross eyed. Such a shame."

I stare at him briefly for 2 seconds, then back at the screen.

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👤︎ u/Jypo
📅︎ Jan 23 2015
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I opened a Concession Stand at the World Cup selling Vietnamese food, but apparently it wasn’t very authentic.

So I called it FIFA Faux Pho.

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📅︎ Sep 04 2019
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What time is it?

At home, my brother and I play Xbox on a tv that's held within a cabinet which we open the doors to display the tv.

We were playing FIFA Fottball/Soccer the other day and my dad walked in, and in order to get by he had to close one of the doors. Then as he was leaving, he forgot to open it again, a so we could only see half of the tv.

We asked him to open the door, and instead of opening it, he kept walking and said, I guess it's half time.

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📅︎ Mar 05 2014
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A perfect World Cup sick day excuse

Need to take a sick day, Woke up with a fifa and think its because of too much russian around.

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👤︎ u/joconyc
📅︎ Jun 19 2018
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[Challenge] Sheik Salman bin Ebrahim al-Khalifa

So me and my mate were talking about the potential new FIFA President Sheikh Salman bin Ebrahim al-Khalifa. We were wondering what punbelievable headlines would be in the papers if he won the position.

Any ideas?

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👤︎ u/SamCropper
📅︎ Oct 28 2015
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