I’m doing a run of Pokémon: SoulSilver where I name everybody after musical artist puns. Here’s what I’ve come up with so far- pretty catchy, huh?
Artist pun thread Gogh!
Doesn't work if you're British because they pronounce it "goff" not "go" but I'll stop being a buzzkill. We need your best artist puns now!
I got consent from the artist to post this here. Source in cowments.
What do you call an artist with brown fingers ?
I’ve been enjoying the work of some of my favorite graphic artists on my commute to work...
But for some reason, whenever I bring out MC Escher’s art, I get weird stairs.
What do artists and cabinets have in common?
When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
I saw a graffiti artist spraying a police station in a thick font.
Nathan W. Pyle is one of my favorite artists.
What did the cowboy artist like to do?
My son has just got a job as a mime artist.
I tried to intimidate an origami artist today.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision
I didn’t have money and my pig tattoo artist said I could just show him my boobs for the piece he did
Why do beginner artist always forget to draw the stick figure’s thumb when they draw a fist?
They forgot the punchline
Banksy seems like a trustworthy artist.
Sure he's kind of shady, a bit sketchy, but he's not trying to frame me.
My rooster is an artist. He draws on plates and I add arms and numbers, but for the life of me I can’t tell if he’s drawing snakes, mountains, teepee’s, etc., so I finally asked him and he said:
What do you call a dead artist?
What is an artists favorite fruit?
We then asked a artist about the murder:
“I art to be feeling bad” they said
My friend the artist made sketches of people worshiping gods and idols...
He drew praise for his artwork.
A Korean martial artist was giving away chocolate bars. I asked if I could have 2. He said...
"No. You can taek-won-do."
The artist said he wanted to paint me naked.
It made me uncomfortable. But I've got to say, he was rather endowed.
Why do con artists never run out of lollipops?
Because there's a sucker born every minute.
When you make a pun artist mad
What made the artist so unethical?
Help! I started arranging them by artist but that wasn’t right. Then by title, but that wasn’t right either. Nor by colour. Nor alphabetically by first track title. Finally, I arranged them by number of tracks, but I just couldn’t get them in the right order. So I got rid of them all. Do I have 0CD?
What is a con artist's truck towed with?
Why did the stone mason break up with the con artist?
He was taken for granite.
Who is the Australian Frankenstein's favourite music artist?
In Need of Pun Artists
Dear Reddit Community,
I need a pun that includes the word senator for my upcoming student election. I figure the wit of 382K people can't fail me. Thank you for your service. Owl miss you.
My wife was telling me about a certain artist's skin care routine
Wife : Do you know (artist's name)? Her skin care routine has 38 steps.
Me : Well, it's not that far tbh.
Two artists had an art contest. How did it end?
When does an artist die?
When she draws her last breath.
My friend is an artist who specializes in sketching pesky insects. She also rarely showers...
She draws flies and gnats.
I saw a Korean martial artist holding out a basket of donuts. When I asked to take 2, he said no.
I replied “can I at least Taekwondo?”
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration ?
What do you call a con artist that can air bend?
What did the artist say after finishing his huge picture sculptured of stone?
Gutted how I lost my job as a trapeze artist.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini
I'm no artist but i sure am funny
What did the cowboy artist like to do?
I saw a Korean martial artist holding out a basket of donuts, but when I asked if I could take two, he said no...
I pleaded, “Can I at least Taekwondo?”
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