Area of a circle Puns

I told him it’s easy as pi

There was a village that had four competing pie shops, each inhabiting their own corner of the town. One of these shops was named "The Circle".

The Circle wanted to gain an edge on the other shops, they wanted to stand out. They realized they could transport more pies in their boxes if they made the pies square instead of circular, so they would stack better. The only place in the village to have these oddly-shaped pies is at The Circle.

So, for the area of The Circle, the pie are squared.

Brother: "the area of a circle? PiR^2" Dad: "But I thought Pi r round"

I'm sitting at work doing things and I get a text from my dad.

>" What's the area of a circle?"

Like a good son, I reply back to him. >"pi*r^2"

Without missing a beat, he sends back. >"No. Cake are squared, pie are round."

My coworkers looked at be funny after I sighed loudly and chuckled.

Today in Calc. class, we were going over a word problem, when the need for the area of a circle formula came up. My teacher asked us, "So, what's the formula?" to which we replied, "Pi r squared." She then remarked, "I think pies are rounded"

Professor: "What is the formula for the area of a circle?"

Student: "pi r squared."

Professor: " No, pi are round. Cornbread is square."