I just started an angling club
If you’re interested, drop me a line.
I guess the Palm Beach Post was angling for a great headline!!!
No matter how hard I study farming and angles, I’m doomed to be an amateur.
I’ll never be a protractor.
Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?
Because it’s parents wouldn’t cosine
I'm from Las Vegas, so I know a thing or two about angles
Why was the circle depressed?
She thought her life was pointless.
I saw an acute angle today and thought
If 90° says anything in argument with the other angles, it's always correct.
Cuz it's the only right angle.
What's the best angle to approach any problem?
How do you know an angle is too drunk?
I recently adjusted the angle of the mirror in my bathroom
It has given me a new perspective
What do you call an adorable angle?
I am able to park my car at weird angles.
This ability is unparalleled
I went to a Halloween party with my geometry teacher
Her costume was really squarey
I hate it when kids these days write “angle” instead of “angel.”
They are just trying to be edgy.
Why was the ratio of the side opposite an angle to the hypotenuse sick?
[OC] At what time of day can a photographer get the perfect picture? When can they get just the right angle?
3 angles don't make one right.
I learned how to draw an isometric the other day, but it didn’t work out.
I tried coming at it from a different angle, but it looked really sketchy
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner of a room.
They're normally around 90 degrees.
I drew a 90° angle perfectly yesterday.
Looks like I finally did something right.
I'll tell you my favorite piece of cutting edge technology.
I'm really good at angles, I should get a degree in it.
What do you call an angle that just got memed on?
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
What does a professional farmer use to get the angles of his field just right?
What happens if you put a right angle in the oven?
Why is geometry always such a disaster?
Because it's full of 'wrecked angles'.
Never argue with a 90 degree angle.
I hate that this made me laugh
Can my son tell me what one over the sine of an angle is called?
Yesterday i asked my friend square how his angles are.
He said that they’re all right.
Why do Italians like sharp angles?
Quite the angle on Opposite Day
Tangent asked papa Cos if Sine could come to his Opposite Day party, Cos thought about it but in the end he replied with: “No of Cosecant”
Why do my fingers refuse to agree with my thumbs?
Because my thumbs are opposable.
It took me an hour to draw an exact 90 degree angle
But I had to get it just right
A little corny, but who am I to judge?
What do you call an angle that is tired?
What do you get when two angles get into a crash?
Where do mathematicians go when they die?
What's the best way to flirt with a math teacher?
You use acute angle. However, I'm probably just being obtuse.
My son wanted me to cosign on a loan for college...
I said, "what's your angle?"
My geometry class got hit by a tornado today.
All that's left is wrecked angles.
Studies have shown meat is best consumed at a 45 degree angle
Hence the name "lean mince"
A joke about angles
Dad: "Are you cold son?"
Son: "Yeah"
Dad: "Well stand in the corner its 90 degrees"
I was trying to draw a rectangle but my pencil broke.
Now it’s a wrecked-angle.
An angle appeared to me in a dream
It said "Stop dreaming about math, nerd."
Friend of mine at work won a fishing pole and tackle box at the Christmas party.
He drives a mustang and was trying to figure out how to get it in his car.
Friend: “How do I get this thing in my car? It’s almost as tall as I am!”
Me: “Guess you’re just gonna have to angle it.”
Friend and everyone in a 30 foot radius: -groan and facepalm-
Never trust a fisherman
They're always angling for something
Why am I making trigonometry jokes?
Husband was in peak dad form today: What do you call a mathematician magician?
Why is the circle more trustworthy than the square?
Because he doesn’t have an angle
How do you find the complement of an angle?
For five years, I've been drawing visual pun puzzles and putting them up on Mondays. They're kinda hard but really fun to solve. Here are a few.
imgur.com/a/4s6Qf
What do you call a knife shaped to less than a 90 degree angle?
My friend from the Netherlands doesn't like movies.
He probably just enjoys the Dutch angles...
I am amazed by intersecting lines
They are truly without parallel
I was having an argument and the other guy went off on a tangent
I said: Hey, man, whats your angle?!
What do you call a rectangle that got into an accident?
My dad got me when I told him I joined the fishing club
Me: "Hey dad I joined the angling club at school."
Dad: "Fishing?
Or Geometry?"
A new angle...
Got my wife in Church today. I asked her what the hymn number was, and she said, "360". I fully rotated the hymnal, and said, "I couldn't find it". She whispered louder, "THREE SIXTY". In mid second rotation she called me an asshole! In church! Tsk, tsk.
For the geometry enthusiasts.
I wanted to post a photo of a triangle on r/aww because it contained acute angle.
Hey Dad, what time is it?
Well, judging by the position of the sun and the angle of the shadows, I'd say it's....daytime.
What does Yoda call a shape with three sides?
A do-or-do-not-angle. There is no try-angle.
In a conversation about Geometry...
Friend: “There are so many angles here”
Me: “Yeah, but I’ve always thought the Saxons had more historical importance”
I was hopeful that my dad would return because I was told dads were like boomerangs
But then I remembered that I didn't throw my dad at a 20-degree angle
'Wanna hear something dodgy?' asked my girlfriend with an air of uncertainty.
I said, 'Sure.'
She sighed.
'I saw you and your ex studying Pythagoras' theorem in the library.'
'Oh, you did?' I asked.
She paused. 'So, how do you explain that?'
'Easily,' I replied. 'It's when the square on the hypotenuse of a right-angled triangle is equal to the sum of the squares on the other two sides.'
Only been a dad for a few weeks..
Was painting our office and mentioned to my mother in law that the walls looked cold.
She was confused.
I explained, the walls needed a second coat
Wife: Hey, this job says you need a degree.
Me: Ha, I'm 98.6 degrees.
Crossover between dad jokes and math jokes
My Niece posted a photo of her daughter with the caption "My little angle!". I couldn't help my self. I replied "How acute!"
She didn't get it. My son nearly lost it thought.
Why don’t Christians like trigonometry?
Because they don’t like to sine.
Funny dad joke math problem
My son brings home math homework.
Son: dad I can’t figure out this question.
Dad: well what’s the question?
Son: how do you know this is not an acute angle?
Dad: that’s easy son! It’s not an ugly one...
A mathematician goes to the beach
"Hey girl, you sure are angled alright. Your tan is infinitly beautiful."
What do you call a fish that majors in geometry?
Why are triangles so emo?
Wanna see a round square?
Here's one from above:
______
People never listen to my triangle jokes
They always do a complete 180.
I hate it when kids write “angle” instead of “angel”.
They’re just trying to be edgy.
Always remember the best angle to approach a problem from...
Why did the 90° angle get better grades than the other angles?
Because it's always right
Are you an angle?
Because damn you're acute.
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