Did you hear about the Grandma that was lost in the Alps?

The while searchers were looking for her they would call out โ€œlittle-old-lady-whoooโ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bunsofsteel_MRI_boy
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I was able to sketch most of the Alps from memory...

But for one of them, I drew a Blanc.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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I used to own 3 ski lodges, one in the Alps, one in Aspen and one in France. When I got divorced the first 2 times, my exes each got a lodge as part of the settlement. The third marriage, I decided I needed a prenuptial agreement to cover my assets. It was all I could do!

It's my last resort!

Edit: changed "it was" to "it's"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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What did Hannibal use to transport his army's equipment across the alps?

The elephant of supplies.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GodMonster
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Why are the Swiss Alps called the Alps?

Because when people fall off 'em, they yell 'Alp!!!!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/IranRPCV
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Whatโ€™s the best part about living in Switzerland?

I donโ€™t know, but the flag is a big plus.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/chicomagnifico
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Requesting a pun for 'MacAlpine'

Hopefully this is the right place for it - but I'm looking to create a wedding hashtag with our future last names. So far, we only have 'pining for macalpine' but, as someone pointed out, that has a rather negative connotation. Unfortunately, our first names don't lend to puns/rhymes.

Any alp would be appreciated.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/The_smallest_frye
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 06 2020
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Made my dad cringe with this dad joke yesterday...

Yesterday was my dad's birthday, and he turned 52. I called him to wish him a happy birthday, find out what he wanted to do for dinner, etc, all the stuff you do on someone's birthday.

Then I said, "You're only ten years away from your one-minute birthday!"

He seemed confused so I had to clarify... "You know, your... Sixty-Second birthday!"

I could hear the cringe through the phone, and I heard my fiancรฉe groan from downstairs.

Now I just have to hope he forgets over the next ten years so I can make this joke again.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/iamtowelieama
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[REQUEST] New dog named "Alpine"

Need as many puns as possible, this is a cry for alp.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RENOxDECEPTION
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