ALP Puns

The while searchers were looking for her they would call out “little-old-lady-whooo”

Liechtenstain.

But for one of them, I drew a Blanc.

It's my last resort!

Edit: changed "it was" to "it's"

The elephant of supplies.

Because when people fall off 'em, they yell 'Alp!!!!

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

Hopefully this is the right place for it - but I'm looking to create a wedding hashtag with our future last names. So far, we only have 'pining for macalpine' but, as someone pointed out, that has a rather negative connotation. Unfortunately, our first names don't lend to puns/rhymes.

Any alp would be appreciated.

Yesterday was my dad's birthday, and he turned 52. I called him to wish him a happy birthday, find out what he wanted to do for dinner, etc, all the stuff you do on someone's birthday.

Then I said, "You're only ten years away from your one-minute birthday!"

He seemed confused so I had to clarify... "You know, your... Sixty-Second birthday!"

I could hear the cringe through the phone, and I heard my fiancée groan from downstairs.

Now I just have to hope he forgets over the next ten years so I can make this joke again.

Need as many puns as possible, this is a cry for alp.