26 Hilarious Aisle Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I went to a warehouse that held replacement keyboard keys. Huge bins overflowing with letters, numbers, function keys, boxes blocking the aisles full of arrows, and Windows and Apple keys. Space bars everywhere!

They were out of Control.

Luckily I found an Escape.

I got Home eventually.

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👤︎ u/phelyan

📅︎ May 30 2021

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Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"

I said, "Window or you'll do what?

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ May 26 2021

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Unidentified male charged with two completely different crimes in the produce aisle.

He took a leek

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👤︎ u/ToastyZ71

📅︎ Feb 02 2021

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I found this beauty last year in the random crap aisle of a store.

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👤︎ u/Gerbilena

📅︎ Dec 12 2020

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A true story: My boyfriend and I were in the dairy aisle of the grocery store. He tosses a pack of sliced cheese into the cart it ricochets and falls to the floor. “Kobe!” I shout. “No.” He says in a disappointed tone...

...Colby

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👤︎ u/CutieWitaBooty2013

📅︎ Jan 08 2021

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Aisle B Back

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👤︎ u/Jeffbrownnoho

📅︎ Mar 10 2020

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Aisle for Cereal Adulterers.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Mar 17 2018

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I was walking up the aisle at my local Home Depot and spotted a cranky looking old man in an orange vest.

“Excuse me, could you help me?” I asked.

He grunted in response, barely looking at me.

“Um, I’m looking for a way to keep my dogs in my backyard. Do you know where those electric leashes are? I’m trying to decide if I should try that or just block it off with a fence or something.”

He turned to face me and looked me up and down with disdain, “Do we look like a pet store?” And he turned around and walked away.

I took a fence.

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👤︎ u/kgold0

📅︎ Jun 20 2020

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I told my daughter, “Its always been my dream to walk you down the aisle.”

She said, “Dad, we are grocery shopping.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Sep 05 2019

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I was running down the aisle to grab the last package of toilet paper, but I slipped and fell before someone else grabbed it.

You could say I completely wiped out.

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👤︎ u/kwoolery

📅︎ Mar 22 2020

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Did you hear the supermarket took its entire breakfast aisle, put it on a truck, and started giving items out all over town?

They call it the Universal Cereal Bus.

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👤︎ u/AdamHR

📅︎ Dec 29 2019

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As my dad was walking me down the aisle of my third wedding he goes...

You know Erin, I keep giving you away but they keep giving you back

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👤︎ u/chygurl

📅︎ Aug 29 2019

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Why don't supermarkets have an aisle for wallets?

Because it's volatile.

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👤︎ u/niceGuitar

📅︎ Sep 03 2019

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What was Frosty doing in the Vegetable Aisle?

Picking his nose!

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👤︎ u/ZayroReave

📅︎ Nov 19 2018

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When I lost Ruth in the grocery store, I destroyed nearly every aisle looking for her.

I was Ruthless in my pursuit.

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👤︎ u/poppatop

📅︎ May 22 2019

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Wandering the fruit aisle, looking for Peach.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Sep 05 2018

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This aisle blows i.reddituploads.com/42fff…

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👤︎ u/boomstick3131

📅︎ Feb 09 2017

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My Home Depot Manager got us together for serious store meeting. He asked who was breaking all the lumber in the wood aisle.

Me: (tightening my black belt) I don’t know but he must be pretty strong.

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👤︎ u/ImVladimirPutin

📅︎ Sep 01 2018

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What does a vacuum cleaner say to his brothers in the aisle when a customer takes him away ?

So long, suckers!

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👤︎ u/Arklaw

📅︎ Aug 17 2018

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What do you sing when you're stuck in the paint aisle at Home Depot?

"Cause I'm, stuck in the middle of hues~"

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👤︎ u/Littleartistan

📅︎ Nov 25 2017

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Dadjoked in the produce aisle

I was at the grocery store with my teenage brother and when we went through the produce aisle he turned to me and said " Something about this aisle makes me feel like a guy who's been in a coma for the last 20 years trying to figure out the slang he missed" " What?" You know, because that's some rad ish" I've never been prouder.

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👤︎ u/Realslimslendy

📅︎ Nov 19 2014

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Trying to think of a small gift for my buddy who works the holiday aisle at my grocery store...

... But what kind of stocking stuffer do you get a stuffing stocker?

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👤︎ u/Zhayton

📅︎ Nov 27 2017

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Got my wife in the grocery check out aisle.

When my wife and I shop, she tends to go up and down the aisles, and I'll take a few trips to get hamburger, fish, whatever. So we're checking out and she notices I grabbed a pack of sausages.

"Wow that's a lot of sausages."

"Yeah, they were on sale. Super cheap."

"Sweet!"

"...actually, they're hot."

grinning intensifies

"LAME! OH THAT WAS LAME!"

maximum grinning

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👤︎ u/soomuchcoffee

📅︎ May 01 2015

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We were in the pasta aisle, they were in home goods...

Shopping-

Me: Hey, is gnocchi vegan?

Dad: Of course it is! It's got gno-cheese!

Then a World Market employee four aisles away completely bowled over laughing, literally hooting and hollering. My dad has been strutting around all proud of his joke all day. I don't think I can ever go back there.

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👤︎ u/anandora

📅︎ Jan 08 2014

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Dad joked the frozen aisle

At the grocery store guy gets on the PA and announces "reminder, we've got a great sale in the produce department. Red grapes, green grapes, and black grapes all on sale for 99 cents/pound. It's a great deal"

So I turned to the lady next to me in the frozen aisle and said "more like a... Grape deal"

She just gave a small snort and rolled her eyes...

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👤︎ u/EndersBuggers

📅︎ Aug 10 2014

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I told my daughter, "it's always been my dream to walk you down the aisle."

She said: "Dad, we are grocery shopping."

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi

📅︎ Sep 06 2019

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