Advocate Puns

A list of puns related to "Advocate"

Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?

They believed in Fritos.

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👤︎ u/melatonin17
📅︎ Apr 19 2019
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No one advocates for cyclists these days

They really need a spokes man

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👤︎ u/garbagearmy
📅︎ Jun 29 2018
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My old pastor was an outspoken advocate for Amazon.

I guess you could say he was a prime minister.

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👤︎ u/lilsguy
📅︎ Jan 15 2019
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The Devils advocate is the best God-damned lawyer.
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👤︎ u/literallyliquid
📅︎ Apr 03 2017
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What do you call a bicycle advocate?

A spokesperson.

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👤︎ u/TheImpulsiveVulcan
📅︎ May 26 2018
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If you're an antipasti advocate

Are you in favour of entrées or against pasta?

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👤︎ u/Foreliah
📅︎ Feb 14 2018
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Marvin Gaye is an advocate for manual lawn care...

...because there ain't nothing like the reel thing baby

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👤︎ u/ja647
📅︎ May 01 2016
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What singer would be the biggest advocator for romantic abstinence?

Lil Naw Sex

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👤︎ u/JohnnyZillion
📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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If Satanists had missionaries...

would they be called Devil's Advocates?

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👤︎ u/lod254
📅︎ Apr 18 2021
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I knew a guy in law school who was Wiccan

he was always playing the devil's advocate.

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👤︎ u/thedrivingcat
📅︎ Jun 12 2019
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