Spokesperson Puns

A list of puns related to "Spokesperson"

I was a driver and a spokesperson for the Wienermobile. They called us hotdoggers

Person: Please tell me you could cook hotdogs in there

Me: Definitely!

But there was no bathroom. You musturd somewhere else.

Credit: u/myloveislikewoah

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👤︎ u/YouDontKnowMe108
📅︎ Aug 31 2020
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I was just hired as a spokesperson for a podium company.

That’s a product I can stand behind.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 20 2020
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A local duck was interrogated by police for hours.

A spokesperson for the police said "Eventually he quacked under pressure".

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👤︎ u/capngloval
📅︎ Jul 05 2020
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My company just hired a guy named Axel to star in a bunch of our ads

He’s our spokesperson

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👤︎ u/Rhedkiex
📅︎ Mar 31 2020
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I just got hired at a company that makes bicycle wheels!!

I’m the spokesperson

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👤︎ u/The_Nightman_82
📅︎ Oct 26 2019
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No one advocates for cyclists these days

They really need a spokes man

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👤︎ u/garbagearmy
📅︎ Jun 29 2018
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Not to brag, but I’m doing very well in my job at the bike making factory.

I just got promoted to spokesperson.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 11 2019
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What kind of person talk about bikes?

A spokesperson!

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👤︎ u/stickmanofdoom
📅︎ Apr 28 2017
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What do you call a bicycle advocate?

A spokesperson.

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👤︎ u/TheImpulsiveVulcan
📅︎ May 26 2018
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If you're having some trouble with your bike, let me know...

I know a good spokesperson.

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👤︎ u/WillYouMarrowMe
📅︎ Dec 18 2017
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What do you call the owner of a bicycle store?

A spokesperson

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👤︎ u/imkeepingthem
📅︎ Apr 28 2015
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The production staff of Car Talk at NPR

  • Accounts Payable Administrator_______________Imelda Czechs

  • Accounts Payable Clerk, Moscow Office__________Dasha Chekhov

  • Air-Quality Monitor _________________________Carmine Dioxide

  • Caffeine Addiction Counselor__________________Bruno Moore

  • Chief Legal Counsel_________________________ Hugh Louis Dewey of Dewey, Cheetham & Howe

  • Cliche Monitor_____________________________Saul Wellingood

  • Clothing Designer__________________________Hugh Jass

  • Credit Counselor___________________________Max Stout

  • Director of Purchasing_______________________Lois Bidder

  • Director of Pavlovian Research________________Isabelle Ringing

  • Divorce Attorney___________________________Carmine Nottyors

  • Dog Trainer_______________________________Don Chase Katz

  • Ebay Specialist____________________________Selma Junkoff

  • Head of Security___________________________Barb Dwyer

  • Global Economics Forecaster_________________Helena Handbasket

  • Marine Biologist___________________________Frieda Wales

  • Father-in-Law Liaison_______________________Royal Payne Diaz

  • Mother-in-Law Liaison______________________Stella Payne Diaz

  • Official Spokesperson_______________________Howie Vasive

  • Restroom Attendants_______________________Trudy Door & Donna Hall

  • Russian Chauffeur__________________________Picov Andropov

  • Scout Leader______________________________Lawson D. Woods

  • Shop Foreman_____________________________Luke Bizzy

  • Staff Intuitionist____________________________Ivan Inkling

  • Used Car Salesman_________________________Alexis Itznot

Full list can be found here: http://www.cartalk.com/content/staff-credits

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👤︎ u/IcedPyro
📅︎ Jan 20 2016
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I've been having trouble climbing the corporate ladder

so I contacted my company's spokesperson.

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👤︎ u/TheCat5001
📅︎ Sep 02 2013
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I’ve just got a job with a company what makes bicycle wheels

I’m their new spokesperson

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy
📅︎ Oct 28 2019
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