Absolute scale Puns

A list of puns related to "Absolute scale"

I told my neighbor that my son with multiple degrees made more money moving boxes in a hot warehouse than he did in an office

He asked me what the degrees were in.

I said this is America, so Fahrenheit.

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👤︎ u/rob132
📅︎ Jul 18 2022
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I was warned about the danger of tornadoes, but I didn't believe it until I saw one myself.

I was blown away.

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👤︎ u/Masselein
📅︎ Jul 21 2022
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