Why was 69 afraid of 70?
Because they had a fight and 71.
I was really excited when my wife bought me a book for my birthday called “69 Mating Positions”.
Turns out it’s about Chess strategies.
What do you call two skunks having a 69?
Odour eaters.
What did the geologist say when he collected 69 rocks?
Gneiss
What did redditor say when he stumbled upon a mouse nest with 69 of them there?
Ah, Mice.
Of 1000 and 69, which the naughtier number?
1000, because it has 3 zeros.
69 is going to be changed to 77.
Because you get ate more.
What did the geologist say when he found a 69 pound metamorphic boulder?
“Gneiss.”
Level 69 Purification twitter.com/TheTruSoltaka…
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
(my dad . . . only my dad would say this.)
Why is 69 afraid of 70?
Cause they had a fight and 71
Why is 69 afraid of 70
Because they had a fight and 71
69 is afraid of 70. Because when they had a fight once, 71.
No sexual jokes.
Why is 69 afraid of 70?
Because they had a fight and 71
