Frida The 13th.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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Freddy the 13th.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Just read an amazing account of a 13th-Century siege.

Just read an amazing account of a 13th-Century siege.

The attackers killed the duke's son, knocking him from the battlements with a peasant's severed head fired from a trebuchet.

It was the first recorded instance of a serf-face-to-heir missile.

From Twitter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WWTSound
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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I know it's Friday the 13th and COVID is raging, but...

Be positive!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quietconsigliere
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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I’ll never forget my 6th, 13th, 18th, 21st, 23rd, and 27th birthdays, they were great

Some of them were even prime!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mustacius
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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What kind of birds only appear on Friday the 13th?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VoicelessSock
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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What happens when Black Friday falls on Friday the 13th?

Prices get slashed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roy-Donk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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My Jewish friend got his son the best 13th birthday gift.

So his son plays baseball and his mitt was in rough condition. They make these little boxes for baseball mitts that put out heat, humidity, and massage the mitt slightly to keep it in good condition. They're pretty small and can fit on a kitchen counter top. It's best to keep them near the sink to refill the water reservoir when it gets low. It's helpful if it's like right above the sink. My friend had put his on the bar behind the sink.

It was seriously the nicest bar mitt spa I had ever seen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJordanCarroll
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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Friday the 13th may be scary.

But may, May Fri 10 you more.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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All work and no plague makes for a very different 13th Century.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mairiphinc
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2017
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Why see a seamstresses or tailor on Friday the 13th?

They know a lot about superstitchins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DRH7660
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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What do Italians eat on Friday the 13th?

Fettuccine Afraido

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGomeeez
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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With today being Friday the 13th, I just wanted to let you know that I don't believe in superstitions.

I'm an Aquarius, and that's not in our trait profile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J_for_Jules
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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Why is the killer from Friday the 13th so effective at his job?

He always has his Jason.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiripeiju
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2018
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Did you know that Paul Simon has a song about the 13th element?

You can call me Al

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VorticoseTax
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2018
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Last night I had a dream that I ate a 50 lb marshmallow.

This morning I woke up and my pillow was gone.

Today is the 13th anniversary of my father passing and this was my favorite joke that he used to tell. Enjoy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/james-macavoy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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A man walks into an apiary and asks the beekeeper for a dozen bees.

The beekeeper replies: "Sure, and I'll throw in the 13th as a freebie..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mitya04
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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I came back from office early today

Only to work from home for the rest of the day

Today is truly Friday, De sombre 13th.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/penzuin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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A new student transferred into my class today. He didn't speak English and the note he gave me said his name was Jkmn.

Since we didn't know how to pronounce his name, we just called him Noel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/197708156EQUJ5
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2018
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The title of Father for a priest is more literal than i thought...

Priest: Did you know that the 13th letter of the Greek Alphabet is "nu"

Pause

Priest: So next time someone asks you "Whats new?" Just tell them "Its the thirteenth letter of the Greek Alphabet!"

groans and polite laughter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackOptx
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2015
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I'm not superstitious...

...but I never walk under black cats.

Something my dad says every Friday the 13th :)

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My Dad (regarding today)

DAD: "Hey do you know who made Thanksgiving a holiday?"

ME: "Abraham Lincoln"

DAD: "Did you know he also invented Black Friday?"

ME: "Really?"

DAD: "Yeah, it was part of the 13th amendment"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatGuyKaral
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2013
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