13th Puns

Just read an amazing account of a 13th-Century siege.

The attackers killed the duke's son, knocking him from the battlements with a peasant's severed head fired from a trebuchet.

It was the first recorded instance of a serf-face-to-heir missile.

From Twitter.

Be positive!

Some of them were even prime!

Prices get slashed!

So his son plays baseball and his mitt was in rough condition. They make these little boxes for baseball mitts that put out heat, humidity, and massage the mitt slightly to keep it in good condition. They're pretty small and can fit on a kitchen counter top. It's best to keep them near the sink to refill the water reservoir when it gets low. It's helpful if it's like right above the sink. My friend had put his on the bar behind the sink.

It was seriously the nicest bar mitt spa I had ever seen!

But may, May Fri 10 you more.

They know a lot about superstitchins.

Fettuccine Afraido

I'm an Aquarius, and that's not in our trait profile.

He always has his Jason.

You can call me Al

This morning I woke up and my pillow was gone.

Today is the 13th anniversary of my father passing and this was my favorite joke that he used to tell. Enjoy.

The beekeeper replies: "Sure, and I'll throw in the 13th as a freebie..."

Only to work from home for the rest of the day

Today is truly Friday, De sombre 13th.

Since we didn't know how to pronounce his name, we just called him Noel.

Priest: Did you know that the 13th letter of the Greek Alphabet is "nu"

Pause

Priest: So next time someone asks you "Whats new?" Just tell them "Its the thirteenth letter of the Greek Alphabet!"

groans and polite laughter

...but I never walk under black cats.

Something my dad says every Friday the 13th :)

DAD: "Hey do you know who made Thanksgiving a holiday?"

ME: "Abraham Lincoln"

DAD: "Did you know he also invented Black Friday?"

ME: "Really?"

DAD: "Yeah, it was part of the 13th amendment"