14th Puns

I guess that means I'm calling in Sikh.

Sir Tainly

Their actions were revolting.

Because he had no sense of humors

February 14th

But to me, March 14th will always be cake day.

But to me, March 14th will always be cake day.

E: wow this blew up, number #2 all time on dad jokes! Thanks for all the metal, can't wait to make it rain on other redditors.

February 14th.

It's Pi day the 14th, expect irrational fear

Although it's lovely to receive such high praise from HMRC, to be honest I can't even remember sending one in.

I'm thinking Feb 14th

Comes a Saturday the 14th?

She replied "14th June 1962".

February 14th.

(it's 11:26 PM where I am so it's still Valentine's Day for me)

So we're in the car driving him home, and we got on the subject of valentines day. Me being attached and him single, I was really happy for him when he told me he had a date for valentines day!

I ask "So who is she?"

him: "February 14th"

worst part is it took me a while to get it, so I kept questioning him. I got out daded

"Last year, ok, so it's Valentine's weekend, right? Well I'm going to the Auto show the day before the 14th, and my wife she goes: "So Valentine's day is coming up. And you're going to that auto show, I would love for you to get me something that can go from 0 to 200 within seconds!

So I got her a bathroom scale."

It's the 14th of february

I have...

It's February 14th.

I have....

February the 14th.