A list of puns related to "17th"
It left me baroque.
I only fixed instruments that were BAROQUE.
But I bet it was a "beau-coup."
: )
there was constant luting in the streets
It was during the BAROQUE era!
They gained +1 to their constitution.
It left me baroque.
It was called Donkey O.T.
His name was Josh Buttlicker. Everyone used to make fun of him. On his 10th birthday his dad asked him what he wanted as a gift.
He said βI am so sick of everyone making fun of my name and I really want you to change it officiallyβ.
Dad said βNo way! This is our family name, which represents our lineage, and I will never do it.β
He tried asking again on his 11, 12th up to his 17th birthday. But his dad denied his wish every time.
Finally on his 18th birthday, he told his dad βYou cannot do anything now. I am of legal age and it is my decision!!β He rushed to the court with a lawyer, and completed all the paperwork to change his name legally.
Then he came home, and his dad asked βwell, what is it?β
He said βDave Buttlickerβ.
I will now take suggestions on how to be more sensitive to deaf people. I'm all ears!
Sally was at Sunday school, when she fell asleep. The teacher realizes this and says, βSally who is the creator of life?β Her friend, Colin, who sat behind her. Poked her with a needle to wake her up. She wakes with a jump and yells, βGOD ALMIGHTYβ The teacher responds, βVery good Sally.β Soon later, Sally falls back asleep. The teacher, again notices and says to her, βSally who is our savior?β Colin again, pokes her with a needle. Sally jumps up and yells, βJESUS CHRIST!β The teacher responds, βVery good.β For a third time Sally falls asleep. The teacher, having enough of it, asked, βSally, what did Eve say to Adam after they had their 17th child?.β Colin again, pokes Sally with a needle to wake her up. She jumps up and yells, βI SWEAR TO GOD, if you shove that thing in me one more time, Iβm going to rip it from you, and shove up your throat!β
Is the flight on the 17th or on th 18th? He said, its on a plane
That guy said no apologies, so im not sorry
Its my first one
In my birthday card my dad wrote, "It seems like only a year ago we celebrated your 17th birthday"
Commit adultery in a 17th century puritan town.
I didn't come up with this but its been flying around reddit for a while...
A day before his 15th birthday, the son of a wealthy family was asked by his father, `Well my son, what would you like for your birthday?' The son hesitated a moment and his father's thoughts leapt ahead to a new computer and similar things. However, his son had had a new computer only recently and could have a new one any time he wished.
Finally, the son said, `Father, I have everything a boy could wish for, but there is one thing I would really like. I would love to have a pink ping pong ball.'
The father was rather astonished at this wish, but said, `If it is a pink ping pong ball that you want, a pink ping pong ball you shall have.'
And so, the next day, the son was given as his bithday present a pink ping pong ball.
The boy took the ball to his room and the next morning the pink ping pong ball was gone. The father was mildly surprised but decided not to say anything. The pink ping pong ball, however, was never seen again.
The next year, a day before his 16th birthday, the father asked his son what he would like for his birthday.
Father,' replied the son,I have everything a boy could possibly wish for, but there is one thing I would really, really like. I would love to have a tenpack of pink ping pong balls.'
The father was more surprised than the year before, but kept his curiosity at bay, for he knew that his son had a right for privacy. he said therefore, `If it is a tenpack of pink ping pong balls that you want, a tenpack of pink ping pong balls you shall have.'
And so, the next day, the son was given as his birthday present a tenpack of pink ping pong balls.
The boy took the tenpack of balls to his room and the next morning, not a single ball remained, merely the empty husk of the tenpack. The father wondered where ten pink ping pong balls might disappear to, but decided not to say anything. The pink ping pong balls, however, were never seen again.
The next year, a day before his 17th birthday, the son was asked by his father what he would like for his birthday.
Father,' said the son to this,I have everything a boy could wish for, but one thing would make my happiness complete. I would dearly want a carton of pink ping pong balls.'
The father was beyond surprise, but decided to make sure he had not misheard. `A carton of pink ping pong balls?'
`A carton of pink ping pong balls,' the boy confirmed.
I can't understand your fascination with pink ping pong balls
... keep reading on reddit β‘You know what's special about the 16th? It is a day before the 17th
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