Dad, who’s the 37th presidents favorite basketball team?

Father: the Knicks, son.

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👤︎ u/franz-hanz
📅︎ Dec 14 2019
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I'm fairly certain my grandpa is planning on dropping a dad joke on his AA group for his 37th anniversary...

He told us last night that he'll be asked his secret for success this morning.

He says at age 82 and after 37 alcohol-free years, the secret is fairly simple:

"Don't drink, and don't die."

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👤︎ u/gingysnap
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