My wife and I just celebrated her 32nd birthday yesterday.

It was the fastest birthday party we’ve ever had.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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My girlfriend gave me a list of things she'd like to do for her 32nd birthday

I told her there's no way we could do all that in 30 seconds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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The office threw me a party for my 32nd birthday.

The party didn't last very long either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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You can only celebrate someone's 32nd birthday you can only celebrate it for 30 seconds

Because it's their thirty second birthday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NamelessWafflez
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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This year my dad is celebrating his birthday for half a minute. Why you may ask?

It’s his 32nd birthday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zuckerschneggle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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My girlfriend is turning 32 soon...

I've told her not to get her hopes up. "After all," I say, "we're only going to be celebrating it for half a minute." When she asked what in the world I was talking about, I pointed out, "This is your thirty-second birthday."

For the life of me, I can't figure why doesn't think this is hilarious. I keep making sure to remind her of it every time we are around new people. Hopefully if she hears the joke enough she will start to appreciate it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spacecatapult
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2016
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My girlfriend gave me a list of things she’d like to do for her 32nd birthday

I said β€œno way can we do all of that in 30 seconds”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucasM__
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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Today is my 32nd birthday...

I am only celebrating for 30 seconds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mtrash
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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This year I'm celebrating my birthday for half a minute.

It's my 32nd birthday (true story).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MycoChemist
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2018
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