Today is my 42nd birthday. I just announced to my kids that ... finally ...

I have fortitude.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/44pointer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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The day I turned 42, my daughter walked up to me and said "happy...", and started timing on her watch. After a long silence she said...

"...40 second birthday". I was so proud.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Turns out my wife is a dad...

This morning as we were preparing for the day she turned to me and said, "I'm the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything." As I looked at her somewhat shocked at this rare display of ego it dawned on me that today is her 42nd birthday and I fell in love all over again.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2016
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We were in Times Square the other day...

...my dad was picking me up from the train station and we met by west 42nd street. We get in the car and drive past Rockefeller center and we see a tree with lights: "you see that? They're already growing next year's Christmas tree!"

I have never heard say anything like this before. Needless to say I got quite a chuckle from it

Edit: grammar

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