We're on my way to my Dad's 57th birthday in my Mom's Escalade...

As we're driving, he complains about how dirty my mom's old Escalade's windshield is and he can barely see through. I try to be a smart ass.

Me: Maybe it's the cataracts.

Dad: We're in a Cataract Escalade.

We all got a giggle.

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📅︎ Mar 29 2015
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