Did you know that after every 39th glass of milk,

your next glass of milk is fortified?

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My Mom loves birthday parties but hates announcing her age.

For about 3 years it has been my moms 39th birthday, so my dads response was buying a huge banner that said "Happy 3rd annual 39th birthday"

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Dad's Birthday

So today was my dad's 39th birthday and we could only find one candle for the cake. So after we sang the traditional "Happy Birthday to you" someone asks how old he is. Looking down at the cake he suddenly gets the goofiest grin I've seen in my life and proceeds with

"I'm one year old!" He then begins to crack up...dammit Dad.

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