30th Puns

A list of puns related to "30th"

For the 30th aniversary
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👤︎ u/gestrn
📅︎ Sep 11 2020
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March 30th is world bipolar day

I don’t know how I feel about this

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👤︎ u/Eggy298298
📅︎ Jul 13 2020
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I'm 29 and my 30th birthday is tomorrow. My gf asked if I feel old yet.

I said, "Not even. I'm still in my prime."

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👤︎ u/clit_or_us
📅︎ Mar 14 2020
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Will the quarantine end on April 30th?

Well, it May!

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👤︎ u/InkIcan
📅︎ Apr 11 2020
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Knee-on-sine. Made this for my punny cousin for his 30th birthday this weekend.
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👤︎ u/sloanal
📅︎ Jun 23 2017
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If you order something on the 30th of December and get 2-day shipping.

Isn’t it considered next year shipping?

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👤︎ u/Koolninja1115
📅︎ Jan 04 2019
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My brother showed up for my 30th birthday party today. I just had my first baby three weeks ago...

He wanted to make coffee, so I had him work the percolator. He wanted to make sure the lid locked properly.

Me: "Yeah just make sure that when you seal the lid, it doesn't pop because sometimes when it pops it falls off the counter.".

Bro: "What do you mean?"

Me: "Just make sure not to pop, lock, and drop it."

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👤︎ u/actualsnow
📅︎ Sep 27 2014
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After I gave my dad his 50th birthday card, he said to me:

“One would have been enough.”

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👤︎ u/TheBritishSnob
📅︎ Aug 23 2018
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How do you make holy water?

You just boil the hell out of it.

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👤︎ u/burton1064
📅︎ Jun 01 2018
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I have a new years resolution to stop drinking

For the 29th and 30th February

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👤︎ u/Obimark
📅︎ Mar 11 2019
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I got my sister

She was telling me her plans for next weekend:

Sister: "... Then I'm going to Neil's surprise 30th birthday"

Me: "Why is it a surprise? Doesn't he know he's turning 30?"

At least my mom cracked up :D

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👤︎ u/nukunukudash
📅︎ Jun 29 2015
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Turned 30 years old today. Didn't feel old - until I made this joke..

Hey man! Happy 30th birthday..about time!

I know! Took me 30 years to get here!

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👤︎ u/Boston__Massacre
📅︎ Nov 27 2017
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