I don't want to sound like I'm bragging, but I have a black belt of the 22nd degree.

I just store it at room temperature.

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If you were born between December 22nd and January 20th then that means you're a part of the
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February 22nd 2022 (2/22/22) is going to be a Tuesday

or shall I say Two'sday...

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👤︎ u/bary3000
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How many seconds are there in a year.

12 second

Edit1: Since so many of you guys are confused, it's like January second, February second and so on.

Edit2: No 22nd doesn't count.

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How many seconds are there in a year?

Google Assistant with the dad joke:

https://i.imgur.com/EUQ7TTF.jpg

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👤︎ u/Jasonrj
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Just sold my homing pigeons on eBay.

For the 22nd time.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
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How many seconds are in a year?

January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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How many seconds are in a year?

January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
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How many seconds are in a year?..

12

January 2nd, February 2nd and so on..

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