17 Hilarious 10th Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Heard the 10th Fast and The Furious movie is gonna be about car safety

Working title is called Fast 10: Your Seatbelt

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👤︎ u/SamisNeat69

📅︎ Sep 11 2020

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For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me "the most secretive guy" in the office.

I can't tell you how much this award means to me.

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👤︎ u/dandan_56

📅︎ Mar 06 2020

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I was in an elevator and got out at the 10th floor.

The operator said ‘Have a nice day son’. ‘Don’t call me son’ I said. ‘You’re not my dad’ The operator scratched his head and said ‘No, but I brought you up didn’t I?’

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👤︎ u/debin_

📅︎ Jun 07 2020

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I have a friend who was born on October 10th. Every year for his birthday I get him a 3 foot long pole. He hates it.

It might be stupid, but 10/10 wood post again.

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👤︎ u/FaolCroi

📅︎ Oct 10 2019

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On your 10th anniversary, how do you wish your partner Happy Anniversary?

You just say HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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👤︎ u/wasabimohmayahai

📅︎ Mar 01 2020

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Personally I prefer Oak on October 10th (punchline in post)...

Cause I 10/10 wood recommend.

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👤︎ u/ryanp08

📅︎ Oct 10 2019

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Why did the 10th Doctor never feel like he owned the Tardis?

Because he was just a tenant.

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👤︎ u/Got_walked_in_on

📅︎ Sep 30 2015

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You know what they said in weather begotten 10th century Europe...

When it reigns it poors.

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👤︎ u/PeasOfMind

📅︎ Mar 23 2017

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Ornament I got for my wife on our 10th anniversary

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👤︎ u/CatholicGuy

📅︎ Jan 02 2015

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My dad's dying words... no that's a lie. It was my 10th grade English teacher, all those years ago.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn't matter, he won't come anyways.

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👤︎ u/ITRAINEDYOURMONKEY

📅︎ Dec 06 2013

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For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me "the most secretive guy" in the office.

I can't tell you how much this award means to me.

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi

📅︎ Sep 06 2019

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I have a friend who was born on October 10th. Every year for his birthday I get him a 3 foot long fence pole. He hates it.

It might be stupid, but 10/10 wood post again.

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👤︎ u/Maimonides_vii

📅︎ Nov 20 2018

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The 10th film for The Fast and Furious was just announced

And its called "Fast Ten, Your Seatbelt"

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👤︎ u/PM_ME_RAWR

📅︎ Feb 06 2020

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For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me “the most secretive guy” in the office.

I can’t tell you how much this award means to me.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Sep 02 2019

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I have a friend who was born on October 10th. Every year for his birthday I get him a 3 foot long fence pole. He hates it.

It might be stupid, but 10/10 wood post again.

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👤︎ u/Reap268

📅︎ Oct 10 2019

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For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me “the most secretive guy” they ever met.

I can’t tell you how much this means to me.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jun 27 2019

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Got the perfect title for the 10th fast and furious movie.

Fast 10: your seatbelts

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👤︎ u/Synergy_synner

📅︎ Jul 27 2017

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