I have a new years resolution to stop drinking

For the 29th and 30th February

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Obimark
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Made the (young) grocery store clerk smile awkwardly while the guy behind me cracked up.

I was buying cake and candles for my wife's 29th birthday yesterday. The clerk scanned the cake and the "2" and "9" candles and said, "Oh, someone's having a birthday, huh?"

"Yup, it's my wife's birthday today," I replied. "It's amazing, really. She's already 92, yet she doesn't look a day over 90."

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