Now he’s 65 and I don’t know where he is.
"Just one would have been fine!"
Her: Can you believe he's going to be 60? How did I marry such an old man?
Me: Well, I mean, aren't you gonna...
Her: What, are you going to say in 2 years I'll be 60 too?
Dad: Well no dear that's not right. In 2 years you'll be 60, in 4 years you'll be 62.
Everyone groans, I chuckle as I reach for my phone. So proud of the old-timer.
One of the distant aunts is walking around to each table taking pictures with her iPad for the couple the reception is for. She asks:
"They would like a picture of each table" father in law chimes in... "Just the table or could I be in it too?" She laughs and holds up the iPad for the picture. Father in law sounds out "Great, now she's reading her tablet instead of taking pictures"
Classic.
