I gave my dad his 50th birthday card.
He said: "One would have been enough."
I met a woman once at a party celebrating my father's 50th birthday.
We got to talking and I found out she worked as a stunt double on some pretty big name movie sets. She looked to be at least 10 years my senior but very fit and attractive and we both seemed to really be hitting it off.
Because all the immediate family in the local area had thrown a smaller, more private celebration for my father a few days prior, I didn't really feel a need to stick around any longer, so I asked the woman if she was interested in sharing some drinks with me at the nearby Hilton where I was staying. She happily accepted.
Suddenly, I turned towards the sound of my father's voice cheerfully calling out the name "Andra" (pronounced ON-druh) and my own as he approached. Andra, the woman I had been speaking with, turned towards him, glanced quickly back at me, then looked back again at my father and with a disconcerted look on her face exclaimed, "Oh brother!"
And that's when I realized the double, Aunt Andra.
I was recording my wife’s speech at her parents’ 50th wedding anniversary, but my battery died halfway through.
Now I’ll never hear the end of it.
One of my best friends had her 50th birthday today and I told her “my next ones will only last 50 seconds!” She said, “Really?”
And, I said “Yes, because it will be my 52nd birthday!”
Just came home to find my wife watching Mamma Mia for the 50th time
Me: Dad, are you excited for the 50th anniversary of the lunar landing today???
For their 50th anniversary, my parents went on vacation, but unfortunately, my dad got really ill. When they got back, I asked, "Dad, what made you so sick in Hawaii?" He laughed and said...
I feel awful because I scolded my son after he gave me my 50th birthday card
But part of me feels justified because one would have been enough
A man walks into a bar looking depressed. Bar tender asks whats wrong? Man says its his 50th wedding anniversary. And that when he was a teenager he got his girl friend pregnant. And to make it worse the father was a Judge and he told me if i did'nt marry his daughter i would go to Jail for 50 year
Today I could be a free man !
Deciding what to do for Mom's 50th birthday
Me: Mom, are we going anywhere for your 50th since its the big one.
Mom: hmm havent really thought about.
Dad: Hawaii
Me: ah, why Hawaii?
Dad: Because it'll be Hawaii five-0
Hurrah! For my 50th birthday...
... I got a really swell prostate
Doctor Who Dad Joke [50th anniversary spoiler]
Doctor: You've got a name?
Girl: Yes
Doctor: Good, I've always wanted to meet someone called "Yes"
My grandparents are on a plane to Hawaii for their 50th anniversary.
When my grampa learns that the couple next to them are on their honeymoon he leans over and goes "This is what you two are gonna look like in 50 years"
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said...
"You know, one would have been enough."
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,
“You know, one would have been enough.”
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he broke down into tears.
He turned towards me and said, "One would've been enough, son."
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,
“You know, one would have been enough.”
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said
Y'know, one would have been enough.
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,
“You know, one would have been enough.”
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said:
"you know, one would have been enough"
My battery died when I was recording my wife giving a toast at her parents’ 50th wedding anniversary.
Now I’m never going to hear the end of it.
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said
"You know, one would have been enough."
After I gave my dad his 50th birthday card, he said to me:
“One would have been enough.”
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said:
You know, one would have been enough.
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,
“You know, one would have been enough.”
What did Dad say after I gave him his 50th Birthday Card?
You know, one would’ve been enough!
As I handed Dad his 50th birthday card..
He looked at me with tears in his eyes and said "You know, one would have been enough."
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,
“You know, one would have been enough.”
SON: *hands my Dad his 50th birthday card*, DAD: You know, one would have been enough.
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,
"You know, one would have been enough."
After I gave my Dad his 50th Birthday Card, he said to me,
“Fucking reposter disgrace,”
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card he looked up at me and said
“You know, posting this joke once would have been enough”
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