I entered 10 puns in a joke contest. I figured one of them would win...
I entered a house yesterday...
and one of the furniture was very nice to me. It turned out to be hospitable.
My friend entered a contest to win a trip to a city on the French Riviera. He didn't win...
A woman entered an online pun contest. She submitted ten different puns in the hope that at least one would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
I once entered the world kleptomaniac championships...
I took gold, silver and bronze.
I walked in the shop, glimpsing my beard covered in snow as I entered
"You're a few weeks late aren't you Santa?" the girl behind the counter joked, smiling.
"Ho, ho, ho!" I fired back at her, in an uncharacteristic misogynistic outburst.
A man's son entered a raffle to win the deed to an entire shopping plaza.
The son's ticket number wasn't the one picked to win. Despondently, the son told the results to his dad. In an effort to console him, his dad replied..."Well, sorry son, but you can't win the mall."
An old man and a whale entered in a bar.
'Who's your whale pal?' the bartender asked.
The Old man seemed annoyed and replied,
' I don't know. Maybe Dick'.
I entered my sons room and said, "Remember, boy, masturbating can make you go blind."
"I'm over here dad." He replied.
I entered my Chihuahua in an 'ugliest dog' contest and I won first place!
I entered a pooping contest once
A man entered his home and discovered that someone had stolen every single lamp present in the house.
He was absolutely delighted.
I've just entered the neighborhoods tightest hat contest..
What did the gunslinger see when he entered the church?
The past,The present and The future entered a bar
I entered a pun contest once
You had to send in your best puns, via snail mail, in an orderly list. I sent ten in, thinking at least one would win me a prize, but no pun in ten did.
A pun entered a bar and killed 10 people.
What did the Canadian say when he entered the Mexican Butcher store?
What did the ghost say to the bartender when he entered the bar?
"I'm just here for the boos."
I was in an elevator with my wife when a couple entered with their kids. I went out of my way to ask what floor they were going up to so I could push the button for them.
I wanted to prove to my wife that I was serious about raising a family.
An aspiring thief entered a play
I entered a dad joke competition and won $1000
I entered a kleptomania competition.
I got gold, silver and bronze.
A group of people went into a maze to find a centaur. As they entered one man told the group: “Don’t bother going to the middle”, They responded: “Why?”, He replied: “They don’t like to be the centaur of attention”.
I entered 10 of my best puns into a competition to see if any would win
I entered a horse themed costume contest dressed up as an elephant
I won despite the many neigh sayers
So I entered my snail in to a race, but I took his shell off to make him faster.
It ended up making him sluggish.
I entered an astronomy competition. I didn't win.
But I did get the constellation prize.
What did the German baker say to his customer when he entered his shop?
I excitedly entered r/lounge after receiving my first gilding.
It was a golden opportunity.
What did the chicken say when it entered the library?
Book book book book book book book
I entered ten puns into a contest.
I hoped one would win, but no pun in ten did.
I entered 10 puns in a contest hoping one would win.
A man entered a pun contest and said ten pins, hoping one would win...
Unfortunately no pun intended
Once a pun entered a room and killed 10 people.
I entered a pun competition with 10 puns of mine:
I hoped at least one of them will win, but no pun in ten did.
I entered 10 puns into a pun contest hoping at least one would win.
I once entered a pun competition...
I submitted 10 puns hoping one would win, but "no pun in ten did"
I entered a kleptomania competition.
I got gold, silver and bronze.
The man entered his house and was absolutely delighted when he realized someone stole every lamp in his house.
There was a pun contest in my town, so I entered ten submissions under different names, hoping one of my puns would win
I entered 10 puns into a contest, hoping that one would win
The man entered his home and Was absolutely delighted to see...
that every one of his lamps were stolen!
A man entered his home and was absolutely delighted.
Someone had stolen every lamp in his home.
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