Vas Hin Mach Ein
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ShadowBean21
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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theres a vas deferens between the two
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tony5tark42
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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There is a vas deferens between a dickhead and an asshole.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/badf1nger
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 30 2016
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There's a vas deferens between the male and female genitals.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/icy_juggler
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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TIL: There is a vas deferens between the testes and prostate

They have completely different functionality.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/spoiledmeat
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 03 2017
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Getting a vasectomy makes a vas deference.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ImEnhanced
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 24 2018
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Dadjokes about Dumfries, VA

Dad: why is this place called Dumfries?

Me: I dont know

Dad: BECAUSE STUPIDCHIPS WAS TAKEN!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AGMarasco
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 29 2014
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The other day my dog fell into a lake and was drowning. Then some German guy came out of nowhere and saved his life

After I thanked him, he said to me: "Don't vorry, just dry him off and keep him varm, he vill be fine"

I asked him, "Are you a vet?"

He answered, "Am I vet? I'm soaking"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Moose_Winchester
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 02 2021
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My friend asked me, โ€œIs sex any different after you have a vasectomy?โ€

I said, โ€œYou donโ€™t notice a vas deferens.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 07 2021
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Is it okay to compare a man getting โ€œthe snipโ€ with a woman getting her tubes tied?

After all, there isnโ€™t a vas deferens between the two ovum

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/vampir3dud3_
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 09 2021
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A man was very nervous just before his vasectomy...

...so to stall, he asked the doctor if he preferred to start with the left testicle or the right, to which the doctor replied, I donโ€™t think thereโ€™s a vas deferens.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bigboozer69
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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During the Olympics, I met a European man holding 2 large sticks.

I asked him "Are you by any chance a pole- vaulter?"

He looked surprised "Nein, I'm German, but how did you know my name vas Valter?"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ExtraSure
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 09 2021
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The other day my friend asked me if I noticed anything new about him after his vasectomy.

From what I could tell, there wasn't any vas deferens.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RTXChungusTi
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 05 2021
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You know, the anatomy of men and women are not the same.

You can say there is a vas deferens.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/xgbsss
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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How do you tell a penis apart from testicles?

There's vas deferens between them.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Ivegot_back
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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Is the urethra similar to testes?

No, there is a vas deferens between them.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Es_presso
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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There are lesser known biological differences between men and women.

There's actually a vas deferens.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AJDeadshow
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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They said everything would change after my vasectomy

I really didnโ€™t notice a vas deferens

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/axolitl-nicerpls
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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Iโ€™ve recently got a vasectomy

And itโ€™s made a Vas Deferens in my life.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bduke91
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Is there a vast difference between having a vasectomy and not having one?

Yes, there's a vas deferens.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sybar142857
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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i can't wait to go to Hawaii

I know for sure that i will get leid upon arrival

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Slymood
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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My wife asked my if sex has changed since I got my vasectomy

I just tell her I hadn't noticed a vas deferens

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HonoraryGarbage
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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What's the difference between a prostate and a garden hose?

There's a vas deferens.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Tarthbane
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Ooh Iโ€™m so vet
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/KM-Lim
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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Most people think that all testicles are pretty much the same, but

there's a vas deferens.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/esotetris
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Male anatomy isnโ€™t the same as female anatomy.

In fact, thereโ€™s a Vas Deferens.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kilokiilo
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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Don't get confused between the testes and the urethra

There's a vas deferens between them

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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[Request] Can anyone please help me come up with a business name that is a Bob's Burgers-level pun?

The neighboring store front and exterminator van in the opening credits have the best punny business names and always crack me up. I'm a fan and would love to name my business in a similar fashion. ETA Examples: I'd Hit That Boxing Gym. Lady and the Clamp, Hardware for Her. A Fridge Too Far. Cupid's Stupid, Divorce Attorneys. A Ton in the Oven, Big and Tall Baby Clothes. Let's Scissor! Collage Studio. Don't Stop Bereaving, Grief Counseling.

But I am So. Stuck.

A little background about my business idea: I'm a personal/sometimes virtual assistant specializing in household admin and management. I'm marketing mostly towards blue collar men who might be widows/divorcees who never had to worry about the general finances and household paperwork. Some of the services offered are: budget setting, bill paying, appointment setting/calendar management, travel arrangements, errands, personal & grocery shopping, pet & house sitting, etc...

I'm ready to take the next steps in making this an actual business and take out some ad space, but the perfectionist in me NEEDS a brilliant name. Can someone please help me? The best I can come up with is some sort of play on Pepper Potts, but I see quite a few VAs out there with that as a business name. I will gift a platinum to the one I like the best if that's appropriate.

Thank you in advance! ๐Ÿ”

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/EmElleGee31
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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My son thought males and females were practically the same...

I told him there was a vas deferens.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tunayafish
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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There is no way that men and women can be alike....

Because there is a Vas deferens ("vast difference") between them.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/w00dw0rk3r
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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Dad pulls up to a red light, Car next to him revs the engine and yells "race?"

Dad responds "Hispanic!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/strider820
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 07 2016
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I had a vasectomy today, and my wife keeps asking how I feel...

I've had to tell her over and over that it's not that bad, and that I don't notice much of a vas deferens.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Level_32_Mage
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 06 2015
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Is the prostate gland similar to the testis?

No, thereโ€™s a vas deferens between them.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jacknutting
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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Wife: Honey I want to have another kid...

Husband: Uh oh... I had a vasectomy

W: I guess Iโ€™m leaving you then.

H: (desperately) but wait! Maybe if we try really hard and really often, we could still have kids!

W: you can try all you want, but it's not going to make a vas deferens.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/plscanunot
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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People think that there is no difference between the genders now

But ovary decade ago there vas deferens

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dashes-are-not-cool
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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Why are'nt testis and bladder the same?

Because there is a vas deferens

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Shiya_meal
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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I had sex for the first time after a vasectomy

I didn't feel any vas deferens

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/heykarlll
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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PMS is an ovary action.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/lfantine
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 29 2016
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What do Jamaicans use to code?

Algoriddems

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/LiquidFix
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 13 2017
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What is the difference between an fertile & infertile man?

There's no vas deferens, really..

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tj_xraybanvision
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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My partner is learning about male genitalia and vasectomies

I told her there's a vas deferens between male and female genitalia

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/izzydoesizzy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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When I told my son about the National Parks Service alt twitter account he said...

"Tree-va la Rรฉsistance!"

It was one of my prouder parenting moments.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Amphibology29
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 27 2017
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I asked my doctor if sex changes when you get a vasectomy.

He told me there is a vas deferens.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BearHands263
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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Are men and women the same?

No, there's a vas deferens

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hotsprings1234
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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I didn't think a vasectomy would change my life that much...

But it's a vas deferens.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/therealjimstacey
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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My friend asked me, โ€œIs sex weird after one gets a vasectomy?โ€

I said, โ€œI donโ€™t notice a vas deferens.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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How to distinguish a man who doesn't have vasectomy from a man who have vasectomy?

There is a vas deferens

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/pritejieken
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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I still feel the same after my vasectomy.

At least, I notice no vas deferens.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/welcome-exile
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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I don't think men and women can be equal.

There's a vas deferens between them.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/theswarthyknight
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 08 2019
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