.va Puns

They have completely different functionality.

Dad: why is this place called Dumfries?

Me: I dont know

Dad: BECAUSE STUPIDCHIPS WAS TAKEN!

After I thanked him, he said to me: "Don't vorry, just dry him off and keep him varm, he vill be fine"

I asked him, "Are you a vet?"

He answered, "Am I vet? I'm soaking"

I said, “You don’t notice a vas deferens.”

After all, there isn’t a vas deferens between the two ovum

...so to stall, he asked the doctor if he preferred to start with the left testicle or the right, to which the doctor replied, I don’t think there’s a vas deferens.

I asked him "Are you by any chance a pole- vaulter?"

He looked surprised "Nein, I'm German, but how did you know my name vas Valter?"

From what I could tell, there wasn't any vas deferens.

You can say there is a vas deferens.

There's vas deferens between them.

No, there is a vas deferens between them.

There's actually a vas deferens.

I really didn’t notice a vas deferens

And it’s made a Vas Deferens in my life.

Yes, there's a vas deferens.

I know for sure that i will get leid upon arrival

I just tell her I hadn't noticed a vas deferens

There's a vas deferens.

there's a vas deferens.

In fact, there’s a Vas Deferens.

There's a vas deferens between them

The neighboring store front and exterminator van in the opening credits have the best punny business names and always crack me up. I'm a fan and would love to name my business in a similar fashion. ETA Examples: I'd Hit That Boxing Gym. Lady and the Clamp, Hardware for Her. A Fridge Too Far. Cupid's Stupid, Divorce Attorneys. A Ton in the Oven, Big and Tall Baby Clothes. Let's Scissor! Collage Studio. Don't Stop Bereaving, Grief Counseling.

But I am So. Stuck.

A little background about my business idea: I'm a personal/sometimes virtual assistant specializing in household admin and management. I'm marketing mostly towards blue collar men who might be widows/divorcees who never had to worry about the general finances and household paperwork. Some of the services offered are: budget setting, bill paying, appointment setting/calendar management, travel arrangements, errands, personal & grocery shopping, pet & house sitting, etc...

I'm ready to take the next steps in making this an actual business and take out some ad space, but the perfectionist in me NEEDS a brilliant name. Can someone please help me? The best I can come up with is some sort of play on Pepper Potts, but I see quite a few VAs out there with that as a business name. I will gift a platinum to the one I like the best if that's appropriate.

Thank you in advance! 🍔

I told him there was a vas deferens.

Because there is a Vas deferens ("vast difference") between them.

Dad responds "Hispanic!"

I've had to tell her over and over that it's not that bad, and that I don't notice much of a vas deferens.

No, there’s a vas deferens between them.

Husband: Uh oh... I had a vasectomy

W: I guess I’m leaving you then.

H: (desperately) but wait! Maybe if we try really hard and really often, we could still have kids!

W: you can try all you want, but it's not going to make a vas deferens.

But ovary decade ago there vas deferens

Because there is a vas deferens

I didn't feel any vas deferens

Algoriddems

There's no vas deferens, really..

I told her there's a vas deferens between male and female genitalia

"Tree-va la Résistance!"

It was one of my prouder parenting moments.

He told me there is a vas deferens.

No, there's a vas deferens

But it's a vas deferens.

I said, “I don’t notice a vas deferens.”

There is a vas deferens

At least, I notice no vas deferens.

There's a vas deferens between them.