Iβve just bought a Van Gogh coffee table... I know itβs genuine because . . .
it has a bit of veneer missing.
I just bought a Van Gogh haunted house.
I have a eerie feeling about it.
How do you make a Van Gogh?
Turn the Key.
Why was Van Gogh so depressed?
Because he lent his ear to everyone else's problems.
Vincent Van Goghβs son was a LEGO master. As a test of his skill he was asked...
Can you LEGO an egg Gogh?
I wanted to buy the perfect Vincent Van Gogh costume for a Halloween party, but I couldn't find one.
They were all ear-regular.
How can you describe Vincent van Gogh?
Well, not irresponsible.
Van Gogh's final resting state was in...
Asymmetry
Van Gogh was always thought to have ADHD
He was only half listening.
What made Vincent Van Gogh such a good friend?
He was willing to lend an ear.
Vincent Van Gogh walks into a bar...
The bartender asks "want a pint?"
Van Gogh replies "No thanks, I've got one 'ere."
Do you want me to say my Van Gogh joke? You do? Alright then...
Ear goes.
Told my son that his Van Gogh obsession has gone too far.
But it just goes in one ear and out the same one.
Look at the van Gogh. π i.reddituploads.com/30513β¦
I walked into a bar and saw Van Gogh sitting at the end. I shouted βHey Van do you want a drink?!β
He replied βNo thanks, Iβve already got one earβ
Van Gogh is coming back from a break.
He took an ear off.
Van Gogh ipfs.pics/QmUf4SyrpTkzMScβ¦
Mr. Van Gogh, the good news is that you are in excellent health.
Bad News: You have one ear to live.
Sure, Van Gogh was a great painter, but he was also a great listener
ear regardless.
How was the review posted right before Van Gogh mutilated himself?
It was sev-ear-ly negative!
I went to the art museum to see a Van Gogh.
I think it had just delivered a package or something.
What did Van Gogh say to the haters?
I can't hear you.
Wow, look at that van gogh! [x-post from r/funny]
