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So, how exactly did the Entente powers survive 1942 and end up winning the war?
We have been discussing the Second Weltkrieg in our high school class this last week (spoiler I live in New England so we have a lot more to talk about then the rest of the country) and when we reached 1942 I was thrown for a loop. In class we went from the German collapse in early 1942, to the Entente capture of Rome, the raid on Ireland, and victory in India, all of which takes place at the least 6 months after the fall of Berlin. So, what happened in the meantime? How did the Entente pull through the fall of the Reichspact and survive enough to start winning?
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Wow! What a great question, and one that is often glanced over in many public school settings and popular discussions of the war. Unfortunately for you and a lot of other students of the Second Weltkrieg, we are painted a much rosier picture of Entente victories then was actually the case. The Entente's "noble crusade" to reclaim Europe from the Totalist Menace was constantly fueled by the blood of hundreds of thousands of her soldiers, especially in the crucial year of 1942. It is often easy to forget that following the Second Weltkrieg, France, for instance, was so exhausted with war as a whole that throughout the 1950's their primary diplomatic focus was to avoid costly entanglements the world over. (Much to the chagrin of their British allies) As you pointed out, before the Entente could secure those crucial victories mentioned above, there was a six month period where the Entente could only hope to survive against the incoming onslaught of the victorious Communard forces from the North. They had to buy this survival with some of the greatest sacrifices they would make yet.
A small side note, we will be following this answer through the perspective of Republican France throughout this period, whenever you read "Republican forces" think of them. This makes sense to me, a historian, because the French were the most heavily engaged member of the Entente, who also took command of the majority of the more important fronts during the war in Europe especially. If history is written by the victor, the victor is most definitely the one who sacrificed the most for that victory.
So without further ado, let me try and answer you the question you essentially ask: How did the Entente powers survive after the fall of Berlin?
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... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
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Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Or would that be too forward thinking?
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
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After all his first name is No-vac
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